Good news! Slovia & Uzbekistan just removed us from their wanted list! I explained to em that a lot of those people we ate woulda died from covid or suicide or old age or whatever, so it's cool!
We're only wanted in 69 countries! Boom!

Wait, LGBTQ people are wanted in 71 countries? Assuming that means what I think it means, I need to be careful if I ever travel outside the U.S.

lol

Equality for all war criminals!