?????????????????

wanna know how?

yes

get at least prot 2 iron/diamond

oki

WE GAIN A FRECKLE FOR EVERY SOUL WE TAKE. WE REACHED 30 A LONG TIME AGO.

sooooo ummm you?

No, NOT ME!

IM COLORBLIND BISHHH

YES

DON'T EAT THE PEOPLE WITH HAIR LIKE ME

ok *eats you*

*whacks you over the head with the gun*

NO JEFF, THAT'S MY CARDBOARD CUTOUT!

*MUAHAHAHA IM IMMORTAL BITCH*

yeah it's not supposed to kill you

oh *ungingers*

*shoves you out of the plane*

HAVE A NICE TRIP!

ok bye

BYE!

🎶i believe I can *oof*

*unjects bloodstream*

Well, now you lost all the blood in your body.

*injects ginger blood*

*unjects body*

Andddddddd now you're dead.

YAY

Gingers are dead.

You are now a ginger.

*becomes live*

Still a Ginger.

*rejects ginger society*

*rejects you from living*

but im hungryyyyyyy

and you're retarded

look, eat the people who DON'T have hair like you, okay?

it was good too

Anyways, I think you're colourblind.

*drops you off in a non-ginger city*

There's not a lot of gingers here.

yes there is

why are there still gingers left? you've only eaten your hand.

too late

IT'S NEVER TOO LATE

*returns to ginger cannibal*

YES, EAT THE NON-GINGERS

*returns to cannibal*

*returns to injecting ginger serum into you*

ok *eats all gingers*

*shoots you before you can do that*

Let's try again, shall we?

I-

I WANT YOUR SOUL.

*injects ginger serum into you*

hol up
Im black sooooooooo....

YOUR SKIN WILL TURN PALE SOON.

but
if im white
my dick will get shorter
plzzzzzzzz dontttttt

You'll basically be the same.

butttttt...

But what?

plzzzzzzzz

No. I already injected it.

wait its not working
I think im immune to it
YAY

It does take some time.

*1 day later*
IM STILL BLACK

It's still the f**king 17th, relax.

*kermits die*

Gingers are already dead. I see your hair starting to orange, and your skin starting to pale.

*permits unjection and become black agency*

You can't f**king uninject. It's too deep in your bloodstream.