Guy: Anna! I’m home!
*he notices the golden carriage.*
Guy: is that Charlie’s carriage?
*and then his girlfriend walks out with Charlie.*
Guy: ANNA!
Girlfriend: you’re a nice guy, let’s just be friends.
Charlie: get lost, wuss!
Guy: *running* Anna! Don’t leave!
*he trips and falls.*
Guy: ow! *heartbroken* I need to get stronger.. just wait and see Charlie! First, I’ll move to a place with lots of resources! Then, I’ll build a gold mine and a lumber mill. Yes! I’m rich! Let’s upgrade my city! Look at it go! It’s growing fast! Time to build an army! Bowman, Infantry and Calvary! What? I got Scipio! Oh geez, Alexander too!? Nobody can stop me now! Hahahahaha! Enjoy your life as a slave, Charlie!
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