I AM COW, HEAR ME MOO I WEIGH TWICE AS MUCH AS YOU AND I LOOK GOOD ON THE BARBECUE YOGURT, CURD, CREAM CHEESE AND BUTTER'S MADE FROM LIQUID FROM MY UDDERS I AM COW, I AM COW, HEAR ME MOO (MOO) I AM COW, EATING GRASS METHANE GAS COMES OUT MY ASS AND OUT MY MUZZLE WHEN I BELCH OH, THE OZONE LAYER IS THINNER FROM THE OUTCOME OF MY DINNER I AM COW, I AM COW, I'VE GOT GAS I AM COW, HERE I STAND FAR AND WIDE UPON THIS LAND AND I AM LIVING EVERYWHERE FROM B.C. TO NEWFOUNDLAND YOU CAN SQUEEZE MY TEATS BY HAND I AM COW, I AM COW, I AM COW I AM COW, I AM COW, I AM COW!