heyyyyyyyyyy~ I got a guy who likes ya.

funkfunkfunk!!!! why must you do this????

Wolfie: oh?
Ben: *lenny face intensifies*

shut

ok at least that wasn’t mean but i said pls dont say anything

why tf would you say that???? she’s my friend y’know!!!!

w h e e z e

...

why is pasta so creepy, I don't get it...

Wolfie: what do you mean
All the cps: *stare at you*

What IS creepyPasta?

Wolfie: *confused noises*
Ben: are you asking why its called that?

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE F**K IT IIIISSSSSS

Wolfie: oh creepypasta is a fandom that has different stories for instance the stories are all horror based um the most popular creepypasta is slenderman. I suggest not getting into the fandom if you hate horror,blood,gore
Ben: there is over 1000 creepypasta stories
All the cps: *nods*

ooohhhhh

Wolfie: well do you have any questions for us
Toby: *noms on waffles*
Jeff: were the f**k did you get a waffle from Rogers
Toby: it j-just ap-appeared *twitches*
Jeff: whatever

How many murders have you all commited in total?

Wolfie: im 17
Ben: 12
L.J: i dont know my age HAHAHAHA
Toby: 18
Hoodie and masky: i dont know i think 18 or 19
Clockwork: 17
Jeff: 19
Sally: 8
Jane: 19

Are any of you related in any way?

Wolfie: i have
Toby: im n-not sure
Jane: i dont remember
Jeff: uh i dont remember
L.J: i dont think so
Ben: no but maybe we can change that~ *he winks at you*
Masky and hoodie: i dont remember
Colckwork: yes
Sally: whats a relationship?

Oh, I-

Wolfie: *smacks ben* dont be perverted with our new guest
Ben: i cant help it~
Wolfie: *rolls eyes* i will f**king throw water at you
Ben: *screams* NO ANYTHING BUT THAT
Wolfie: then dont be perverted to our guest
Ben: fine
Sally: *tugs at your shirt* are you ok

wot just happened...

Wolfie: after slenderpus took us in we are now brothers and sisters
Jeff: not by blood...well me and homicidal liu are blood brothers but hes killing right now so you cant ask him questions

Is this like an organization, or like a gang?

Sally: *tilts her head* what do you mean
Wolfie: *pours water over ben*
Ben: *glitches like crazy*

How old are you people anyways?

Wolfie: *counts on her hands*
Toby: *twitches* uh
Jane: *blinks twice and tries to count*
Jeff: *laughs*
L.J: uh
Ben: *tries to think but glitches*
Masky and hoodie: um i dont know
Clockwork: um
Sally: probably around 10 billion but i could be wrong

Noted, Have any of you been in a relationship before?

Wolfie: uh well basically slenderpus takes in people that he has an interest in and he will stalk then to the point they go insane and eventually start to kill people...so yeah..its like an orphanage for insane people but at the same time not an orphanage if that makes sense

Do you mind if I hang out here a while?

All the cps and wolfie: i mean sure but you might get killed

Do you think death is something I fear?

Wolfie: look uh whatever you name is we cant have you stay with us ok if we take a mortal into our home it will be bad very very bad

Wolfie: no thanks were not dating
Ben: bet you wont

Well, I am going to add you guys to my list of "People that hate me for no reason" mkay, bye *Leaves*

Jeff: trust us you dont want to stay here

Willow: I do

I think I do

Wolfie: you want to be surrounded by killers (sorry i couldnt respond to you)

Wolfie: *sigh*

Willow: because I am one

Riley: i have q for jeff why he killed his family
Just why