You have seen this while taking a walk

EWWWW AN UGLY BIRD SNAKE THING

(The Burrowing Snagret squaks and attacks you}

*le 20 tails le smacks da ugly bitch 40 times*

(It dies and explodes, only leaving the head behind. The pikmin come swarming towards you}

ey what ya'll want?

(They look at you curiously and start poking and prodding at you}

*le smacks them all* back off weirdos

(They all back up, confused. One offers an ultra spicy berry to you.}

*eats it and is fine* mmm~ spicy

(The pikmin seem happy}
(if you whistle, they will follow your every command}

*whistles* do you speak?

(The pikmin do not seem to be able too}

*gives them all the ability to speak because yes* now try

(Blue pikmin} Wait, what the heck
(Red pikmin} Wait, how am I talking without a mouth

It is what it is ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(Blue pikmin} Anyways, what are you doing here

idk that bird thing just attacked me and I killed it

(Blue pikmin} Oh, you mean that burrowing snagret

yeah if that's what you call it

Wtf...