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The pilot just said “Screw it” and landed the airplane on your forehead.

nice dead meme

I would say the same about your memes.

How did you survive such a terrible accident... YOUR BIRTH

how did you get back from hell

What type of cockroach are you?

the type in your mom

Wait, you're a necrophile?

no

Admit it, it was a good burn

the only good burn is in 2001

I would but my mom told me not to burn trash

*Twerks, runs and laughs*

you can't roast something that's already burned.

racist

how tf is that racist?

see racist

bruh im black

He's not outside of your house watching your every move!

?

He didn't know you were a person of color man. How could he have known?

if nvm