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SO there was this guy, and he was one of my dad's best friends growing up, because his dad had a second house right next door. Let's name the dad.... Al. The best friend can be Ry. Anyways, so a few years ago, Al died. His moldy musty old house he barely touched is getting knocked down rebuilt yadeeyadeeya. Anyways so one day Ry's wife comes pounding on the front door and we invite her in for dinner because my parents knew this juicy tea goin on with her and Ry. π
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SO RY SAYS HES STAYIN OVER AT A FRIENDS HOUSE AND THE FRIEND WAS A GIRL SO HE AINT BACK BY THE CRACK OF DAWN AND SHE DRIVES AROUND THE ENTIRE STATE FINDS HIS TRUCK PARKED IN FRONT OF THE FRIEND'S HOUSE SHE RUNS RIGHT IN THERE AND FINDS HIM CHEATING AND HE DOESNT BOTHER COVERING IT UP!!! π
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RUDEπ
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HIS EXCUSE IS THE PRESSURE OF HIS DAD'S DEATH π
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THEN WE RUN INTO HIS MOM AT THE STORE AND SHES RANTING ABOUT HOW UNIMPRESSED SHE IS OF HER OWN SON π
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WOWπ
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She got divorced, all's well now uwu
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