I ask him if he wants to go watch demon slayer with me

y e s

i scream, definitely

same ;n;

>n<

https://i.imgflip.com/53n0ii.gif obviously this:

lol

oh no the neighbors pomeranian escaped. not again

heart attack

kick him: 1, his face. 2. then his groin. 3. same as 2. 4. same as 3. 5. bring him to the, YOU NEED SOME MILK hospitality and say he hit his groin on a pole

lol