I GOT SWEAT IN MY EYES
LOST A BET, GOT BIT BY A 100 FILES
I FELL OUT OF A BIG OL' TREE
HIT EVERY BRANCH AND SCRAPED BOTH OF MY KNEES
GOT CHASED BY A DOG
LICKED BY A FROG
GOT A RASH ON MY LEGS
DROPPED A DOZEN EGGS
I GOT SPLINTERS AT 7 AND 10
AND TOMORROW, I'LL DO IT ALL AGAIN