Being married is a pre-existing condition

SO I MAY HAVE TO PRESENT PROOF OF VACCINATION OR A NEGATIVE COVID TEST TO GO TO A BALL GAME. IMPOSSIBLE. MY BALLS WERE TAKEN AWAY FROM ME BY THE MRS. A LONG TIME AGO, SHE'S ALWAYS RIDING MY ASS, AND SHE JUMPS DOWN MY THROAT CONSTANTLY. MY WIFE WILL ULTIMATELY KILL ME LONG BEFORE COVID EVER COULD.