what every man wants

me wanting a baby duck:no u STOOOOOPIDDD

as a male minecraft player they are 3 things i want emerald armor, the ability to craft chain armor with chains, and the addition that makes all pets dance to music disks not just parrots

eme rald

YES I HAVE BEEN WANTING THIS FOR 10 F**KING YEARS

I would rather obsidian armour

Wood armor

plebian, i want holy roman armour

Fool, I want clone trooper armur

corporation tool, i want my bamboo armour

My wool armor to keep me warm

no, my blue ice armour to keep me cool

, well, I’ll have my steak armor so I never run out of food.

i'll be chillin' in my bed armour so i can sleel whenever the hell i want to if that's the case

BARRIER ARMOUR

Yea but only for admin

yes

Because how you gonna get barriers in survival?

commands?

That doesn't count

oh ok then

Wait, what would the barrier tools do?

Emerald/booger/poison potion

lol

*Villager Noise*

id like air armor with infinite durability and protection

I like it

me too

I WANT IT

When I was in first grade, me and my friend would play minecraft irl, and my character ran an armor shop that sold emerald armor

I tried Mc irl once. I bruised my knuckles trying to mine dirt

I squirted ketchup in my friend-turned-enemy's hair

I cut myself by trying to mine a tree

I have a scar from running into a palm tree

the scar on my knuckle looks like one of the dotted Ts in the tostitos brand name

Never mine the playgroung with your teeth children!

NO GET HIS OUT OF MY FACE

his what

Meant this

oh...but why?

Really emerald gear?

what about it