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The average person passes 36 murders in their lifetime.

The only part of your reflection you can lick is your tongue.

The brain not only named itself, but it also recognized that it named itself and was surprised when it realized that.

chalk is edible.

tumors can possibly grow t e e t h a n d h a i r.

If you fell into a black hole, you could see the start and the end of the universe, Big Bang and all.

Dogs like squeaky toys because it sounds like prey that's frightened or injured.

In 1939, 835 sheep in the US were killed by a single lightning strike.

A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you.

Nighttime is the natural state of the universe. Daytime is only caused by a nearby, radiating ball of flame.

Actually it’s more then just a flame. That bitch an entire nuclear reactor. And all it needs is hydrogen, helium, and enough of those elements to literally bend space and time to push it all together so it can straight up fuse atoms into newer and heavier elements until it creates iron and f**king implodes causing a supernova and a neutron star so dense and hot that it compresses atoms to the point of touching

The sun may have exploded, and we wouldn't know it for at least 8 minutes.

The opposite of Microsoft Office is Macrohard Onfire

what the heck is that bald bearded man doing in a cheerleaders costume?!?!?!?

huh

thats what someone said

"How big is ur p**is?"

lol

my mom was so tired one day and when she gets tired she says weird things. one thing she said was
¨a monkey flys a coop like a chicken in a tree¨ i still have no idea what that means

Restaurant Commercial saying "What the fork?!" It was funny!

Went to look for my boots and there they were, gone. Makes no sense

Oh no.

“No I don’t want any drugs”

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Please don’t tell me you would say that. Unless they were offering you PCP. Always say no to that

Oh and meth, crack, Opiuo aids, “mystery pills”, or paint. Everything else should be OK

I know a kid that accidentally took heroin so that’s bad. Oh yah heroin is a big no too

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It was something I said actually.
My friend was talking about how he had a huge injury on his face and there was a huge scab there. He carried it around for months until he finally just peeled it off.
Then I asked him if it tasted good.

You are what you eat.

It did. Trust me

My friend randomly said this and it was
“I’m bout to feed u to the birds”

"Fetch me my stretchiest skin"