Dumbo Fact #27

Bugs: poor guy

Bloo: I’m sure you’ll get through-

Bugs: I’ve know I was gay since I was really young but still haven’t fully come to accept it though..

Bloo: I’m pans and I didn’t care-

Bugs: yeah well it’s because of my dad and I try to just accept myself but the constant hate I get doesn’t help

Bloo: but he’s gone-

Bugs: ITS NOT THAT EASY

Bloo: ok ok jeez..

Bugs: I was brought up my whole life to hate and dehumanize people like myself and I’m still only 14! It’s hard to get rid of the hate I have for mysef

Bloo: yeah-

Bugs: I don’t get angry I just get low self esteem:/

Bloo: I see.

Bugs: and I always wind up around the kind of people that make me feel even more terrible about myself..

Bloo: like the red one?

Bugs: please don’t mention her and yes.. among others..

Sunstorm: and the blue Olly clone and dumbass goat thing? Wait why am I here

Bugs: yeah...

Ezlo: tell me everything that happened

Bugs: ok

I also commit forget

Ezlo: so?

Bugs: idk

Sunstorm: *teleports back in* that was easy

Bugs: I heard Thomas killed him one time..

Ezlo: and I summoned her

Bugs: oh no.

Ezlo: a little bit but...

Bugs: ok..

Ezlo: *waiting*

Bugs: what did you want to know about?

Ezlo: insert obligatory Fakie’s gonna do something phrase here, actually I’m joking

Bugs: ok..

Ezlo: the most important things

Bugs: so wave kicked sun out of the meme realm cause blaze was gonna kill him so he resorted to eating and torturing people...

Ezlo: wait... do the two twins respawn?

Bugs: yes

Sunstorm: anyway I’m going to murder sun so he knows what happens when his parents do the shit they do

Bugs: ok..

Ezlo: tell me instead of saying ok

Bugs: I was going to get to it..

Ezlo: why do you hate that idea so much?

Bugs: I’m just worried

Ezlo: so those two are horny? Not the two kids I’m considering killing sometime

Bugs: yes, And moon hasn’t done anything wrong

are you going to reply or what?

I did I checked

I forget

Ezlo: I’m only doing it for vengeance for Oreo...... wait why am I saying this

Bugs: I thought you hated Oreo

Ezlo: shit

Bugs: what?

Ezlo: hey guys- wait what have I missed?

Sunstorm: good

Bugs: uhh a lot

Ezlo: I was gonna murder them-

Bugs:...

Ezlo: TELL ME-

Bugs: well sun became a clone of his parents basically...

Ezlo: who is Sun?

Bugs: wave and blaze’s son, moon’s twin

Ezlo: why?

Bugs: because of their parents and moon is innocent mostly..

*Sunstorm teleports somewhere*

Bugs: bye?

Bloo: I see.

Bugs: even her son now has taken to killing me and treating me like less than a person

Bloo: terrible influence.

Bugs: and I feel like a bad person ..

*Fakie appears behind Bugs*

Fakie: time to probably do that one thing with that pocket dimension, anyway this is because of your brother... NO WAIT ILL DO IT TO YOUR BROTHER

Bugs: no! None of those things!

Fakie: NO WE DONT

Sunstorm: I’ve heard two specific idiots say they do target him so s h u t u p

Bn: are you dumb or just mentally ill or both

Fakie: NEITHER

Sunstorm: she’s both of those and high

Bn: just what I thoufht

*Fakie teleports somewhere, and then tries to pull Thomas out of that one realm*

Bn: good luck with that, it ain’t even in this multiverse

Fakie: anyway I’m going to try and beg for someone else to pull Thomas out of there

Bn: no one else can-__-

Fakie: I will

Bn: suuuuuuuure

Wave: *puts another nametag on Fakie that says: Hi I am a bitch that ruined everyone’s life* should I put more?

Bn: yes

Fakie: F**K

Bn: dumbass

Fakie: ......

Bn: ha

*for some reason, Wave teleports in and puts a name tag on Fakie saying: Hello my name is dumbass*

Bn: true

Fakie: when he does get out of that realm, I will be taking that poison from him

Bn: sure you will

Fakie: F**K

Bn: how do you think I created an entire dimension in this multiverse where I don’t have nearly as much power

Fakie: STOP CALLING ME DUMB

(Right now Fakie is supposed to sound like a whining child)

Bn: *laughs hysterically* you sound f**kin ridiculous

*Fakie is just screaming*

Sunstorm: this is on a daily basis

Bn: Jesus Christ what a baby

Sunstorm: she’s just very entitled

Bn: eh

Fakie: yes *teleports to Thomas*

*he kicks her in the chest super hard*

Fakie: *dies but then respawns*

Thomas: *sigh* little shit... I f**kin hate her

*then for some reason Fakie tackles him and tries to get that one bottle of poison off of him*

*he picks her up with one hand and slams her into the ground, holding onto the bottle*

Fakie: a formerly homophobic dumbass, and he’s an edgy idiot who probably self diagnosed himself with depression and ptsd

Bn: he has none of those disorders, and it was his father’s fault as he was dealing with his own personal struggles that he was a jerk

Fakie: he’s just one person out of the trillions here in Melonren

Bn: and you target him specifically

*she keeps trying to get it*

*he keeps killing her and holding it back*

Fakie: *gives BN the middle finger* GO AWAY BITCH

Bn: nope
*he teleports Thomas with the jar to the void dimension*

Fakie: so?

Bn: so the only bitch at fault here right now is you

Fakie: HE LITERALLY WHINES ABOUT WHAT SMALL THINGS HAPPEN TO HIM

Bn: if by whines you mean fight back or yell, and if by small things you mean being murdered, having people he cares about murdered, or being eaten than sure

*she still keeps trying*

*bn comes in*
Bn: the f**k is going on??

Fakie: WHY DOES HE EVEN DESERVE THAT STUFF ANYWAY

Bn: because he’s a nice kid you asshole

Fakie: it’s literally whining about everything that happens to him-

Sunstorm: *holding a bucket of popcorn* this is interesting

Bn: bruh what the f**k do you mean everything that happens to him? You and those shit eldritch beings torment him, messing with and destroying everything he cares about on a daily basis

*fakie dies and then respawns and tries to grab the bottle again*

*he keeps fighting her off*
Thomas: asshole you can’t have it

Bloo: you’re not though-

Bugs: all my life I’ve been taught I am

Bloo: no.

Bugs: it’s hard to let go when my own father taught me that..

Bloo: he’s gone, you don’t have to worry about it.

Bugs: it’s hard to move on..

Bloo: wel..

Bugs: what?

Bloo: nothing.

Bugs: I want to accept myself but it’s hard