"Hi, your awake."

is this even the right stream?

this stream is for everything...except porn-

and racist opinions, homophobics, and that stuff

Yeah, that all counts as one catagory

Depends 😂 i might pass back out
i might just lay there and look stupid bc im in shock.
and then others but ya know

*Tries to wake you up*

"Hi. Do I know you?"

"Uhhh...I don't know, do you?"

"Smart answer. I'll be going now."

"Do you want me to walk you home?"

"Aha.."
*whips off gun and shoots you*
*evil laughter*
*walks away from crime scene*

"No thanks OwO"

"There was a crime"

go back to sleep hoping you go away

*Go's away*

yay XD

*punches you*

"Ow!"

*calls police*

"I didn't do anything though!"

you're in my house
no one granted you permission

"No yur not, your in the middle of a park."

wth
i don't remember going to a park

Me neither

must have forgot lol

1. i aint ded
2. get tf away from me-

"Oh, okay"

*holds burrito and runs*

"Where the hell did that burrito come from?"

my hoodie

"I-okay"

*dumps out a piano, a tree and other things from hoodie* yea.

"Where did you get that?"

m y h o o d i e

"I'm confused too, about my finances*

“Oop-”

*drinks and lights a cigar* can't I have some peace?

"You just woke up, why are you drinking?!"

Can't die I am not able to die so yeah trying to quit life *drinks 5 bottles of vodka*

"Interesting, well you do you"

My friends have died my wife died my son died now my grandson is dead so my great grandson is 60 so yeah not able to die

"Damn, that's harsh"

Funny thing is I tried everything train shot drink cigarettes gang shootings even suicide so yeah its not working

"May I recommend time travel?"

What the hell is time travel? I tried to time travel to see how I die but I still live after the world dies

"Kill your dad!"

I was in a sperm bank how the hell am I gonna find it there are multiple sperm banks

"Well shit, then go fall in love or something"

Did that but made mutiple children wanna know the number?

"Time travel and go kill your mother"

She is my adoptive mother so yeah thats not gonna work

"uhhh, sure?"

900 it was 900 sperms into mothers so yeah nkw I have to spend 900 of them each day