I meant won, darn it

Lol

if nobody can make you horny, i wont even be close

You don’t know that

you literally said "so far no one has won"

Yes
So far

*rips out a bull's horns and stabs them into your head*

now that's a job well done

Spooko: *steps back avoiding horns*

PeW: [throws the horns at Spooko]

Spooko: *frozen in fear*
Saxon: *causes an explosion knocking the horns off course*

PeW: [uses blue magic and rearranges the horns, redirecting them back on course]
wait i'm just trying to help stop it

Saxon: how is throwing horns at him gonna help?!

PeW: he wanted to be horny

my computer processing system is doing everything it can to implant horns in its cranium. hold still. this won't hurt a bit.

*spooky dance intensity*

PeW: *says to Spooko* ITS DA SPOOKY MONTH!!

Yey

Spooko: that...makes sense

Please do not resist.

Yeye

Ow.
Hey it worked

https://i.imgflip.com/55xt2l.gif

PeW: HOORAY

THE IMPLANT IS SUCCESSFUL!

Saxon: ...

PeW: [sticks horns onto Spooko's head]

ru gorl?

No.

bread

What?

idk I just said Bread ._.

Ok