triggered willow

thats me rn

U good m8?

When people confuse Willow with Pumpkin be like-

Willow is Pumpkin's sister.
Willow: Yeah Dipshit.
Pumpkin: Hm?

Welp, a new lore had begun

Danny:wha-

Pumpkin: Dan Dan! *She hugs and kisses him*
Willow: Ugh, Pet names.

Danny:Pumpkin! *hugs*

Fireball:the hell just happened when I was getting a soda?

Pumpkin: I missed youuuu-
Willow: Oh hey fireball, nothing.

Danny:I missed you too-

Fireball:okay. *sips a soda*

Willow: Just so you know, I wont allow you to do anything weird with my sister.

Danny:okay?

Fireball:wow *still sipping his soda*

Willow: Becuase if You do, I'll f**king shoot you and turn into a f**king smoothie.

Danny: *gulp*

Fireball:*spits soda* that’s dark..

Willow: Ehhh Not really. I could turn him into lube.
Clear: Now that's just kinky.
Willow: F**K YOU CLEAR.

Fireball:WHAT THE FU-

Danny: *shivering*

Lux: if you do the latter then turn his skin into con-

Cobalt: *slap*

Willow: What the f**k Lux-

Lux: And make whatever the hell those things are on his head into dil-

Cobalt: I will turn your blood into Mountain Dew.

Noa: I sense strange horny activity

Fireball:what the hell is with you? *throws a soda can at Lux*

Lux: I bet you taste like orange juice-

Yo! That’s the exact same face that random homeless man made when I gave him someone else’s home and he got arrested for trespassing. Bro he should be grateful! I gave him what he needed

PFFFFT- XDDDD

People man. I’m tellin ya

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