press f to pay respects (and to hope he gets another iphone)

*gives another iphone*

F

Lemon Demon: I hate my life, I wanna die, I ain't got no Iphone.
Boyfriend: beep boop beep bop skida bo, beep bop boop peboo
Lemon demon: My heart is breaking, self deletus, I ain't got no Iphone.
Boyfriend: beep boop beep bop skida bo, beep bop boop peboo

thx for not saying the actual s-word of self deletus

yeah. I was being careful not to say the word

yea thx for that because i am a sensitive person, ok?

*insert the lemon demon shoving his head in a lemon squeezer*

hes in there

F