ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY; USE A DARNING NEEDLE TO PUNCTURE A HOT-WATER-BOTTLE BELONGING TO A LOONY DOCTOR WHO ALSO HAPPENS TO BE A GUEST AT YOUR HOSTESS'S HOUSE AND THEN DRIVE OFF AT 3 IN THE MORNING WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE ANYTHING (BELIEVE ME I DID THAT ONCE) - BERTRAM WILBERFORCE WOOSTER