Oh my gosh these are hard to make

Are you like me? Likes shadows; does not like exercise; has 7+ friends; Very little sleep; hates homophobes; MMMM me gusta; loves music; is a gamer; is a memer; likes these types of bingo; likes dream smp; loves Minecraft; is a Sagittarius; supports people; Is the youngest sometimes and other times the oldest; has divorced parents; likes Henry danger; Has a switch; Has MAYBE had slight parent versus parent trauma; Likes rp; likes cats and dogs; likes chocolate; over uses "Pogchamp"; likes ferrets