Make Eric horny

Diamond:um..

Eric: greetings

Diamond:hi..

Eric: helo

Bloo : *puts on a fursuit similar to Cloudy*

Eric: *swets*

Bloo: hey Eric~

Eric: hey cloudy...

Bloo: how are you doing? :3

Eric: g-good, you?

Bloo: I’m feeling fine alright. *he gets closer*

Eric: *nose bleed*

Valerie:*brings stuffed animal of cloudy* *seduction noises from cloudy*
(wtf is wrong with me-)

Eric: *nose bleed*

Cloudy seductively wipes nose

Eric: *frikin passes out*

Cloudy: tf just happened

Eric: idk

Cloudy: anyways ya adios now

Eric: ight

Cloudy leaves the room

Tails: *Gives him a picture of Cloudy* Here ya go
(Note: In the picture Tails is male, but in the rp/erp Tails is female)

Eric: *instantaneous nose bleed*

Tails: What's the matter?

Eric: n-nothing

Tails: *Image*

Eric:

Tails: Take this. *Grabs a cross and hands it to him* If you see some nsfw furry shit, point this and say"¡Con el poder de goku! ¡Voy a hacer el Kame hame! HA perra!". You don't have to say it all the time, but the cross is for mostly demons.

YOU WATCH EDDIE TO

(You bet I f**king do. I just watch his horror VR thing or stuff with the bois.)

Same XD

(How the f**k are we so relatable? You deserve my follow.)

*follows*

Ty

Ahchah: *shows picture of cloudy*

Eric: *passes out*

Ahchah: well then

Eric: *gets up*

Ahchah: you have been I a coma for six months, congratulations

Eric: WHERE IS CLOUDY!? IS SHE SAFE!?

Ahchah: it's a prank dude, you were out for like five minutes

Eric: oh

Ahchah: yeh

Eric: E

Ahchah: E

*in

Lego Winston: Hey buddy Wanna play animal crossings

Eric: only if I can watch as my enemies beg for mercy while burning in a endless pit of pain and torture

Lego Winston: Only you can help me get all the bells so I can pay off my loans

Eric: okay

Lego Winston: Now first collect some Fruits and shells