Me last night with a spider that was legit bigger than a quarter

s p i d e r

i killed a spider with a shoe last night while it was conformed into a cardboard box i killed it because it stepped up on the wrong turf i had to take it out. it was pretty hard because it stayed in the corners but when it lost too many legs it finally desided to go into the middle where i could put it out of its misery so the lesson here is DO NOT go onto Dr.Bubonics turf without her consent

lol I have a loft bed and I was at first down on the floor instead of my bed when I saw it, but when I went up to my bed like 5 minutes later it was above me on the ceiling and I freaked tf out

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its still in my room too :(

spray it with cleaning liquid

but then I'll get it on all my stuff in my room
plus I'll prob have to find it again cuz I doubt it'll stay put (I slept on my floor with my flashlight on pointing at it all night and I would wake up like once and hour to see if it was still there (not by alarm but on my own from sleeping lightly cuz I was unnerved))

M U L T I P U R P O S E cleaner (They are made to go on all places)

prob wont work but I'll try ...

oh it will trust me

tho most the stuff we have is spray mist stuff not like liquid spray :(

that will work just keep spraying until it drowns or gets poisoned

well I'll also be spraying like 10 feet up if it does stay where it is

its ok it will die

no I meant it might not reach it

get a chair of something

ok

ok

yssir

If you’re not going to whack it with a shoe, then throw the shoe at it.

well it was about 11pm at night and if I did I would wake up my parents and I'd get in trouble

Screw their punishments. Besides, it was a spider, so they should expect you to defend yourself.

well also all I had was a tissue box and also if I didnt kill it and it fell, then it would've fallin into my bed where I was...(loft bed so the ceiling is like 3 or so feet above me)

*fallen

Well then

You’re utterly screwed.

pretty much yeah :( *cri*

Them big spiders won't hurt ya! It's small spiders you gotta worry about. They might actually bite ya.

The small ones I can kill the big ones freak me out (from when I was a kid a friend of my dad's had tarantulas and when I was asleep he put two of em on me and then woke me up ever since I've had arachnophobia (a severe case of it too)

Ok. Yeah, that'll do it.
Get the roach spray!

Well it got out of my room I think so never mind lol

Tell it to stay out...

lol I did tbh XD

I told it that the second I saw it in my room to get tf out and it'll live, and I told it to stay tf away if it values its pathetic tiny life XD

It finally listened!

lol hopefully (at least I think its the same spider, its the same color and close to the same size but I think it's legs are different but then again idk so I slept on the floor again as a precaution)(*didnt really sleep tho tbh check my recent memes*)

I'd be more concerned with the floor than the bed, myself.

me its the opposite since most of the time their on the roof/walls and I keep a light on pointing at the spider and it stayed on the wall all night the night I found it