ASKING YOUR MUM TO LET YOU STAY HOME FROM SCHOOL; PRETENDING YOU NOT WELL; PRETENDING TO TRIP AND SPRAIN ONE OF YOUR ANKLES; PRETENDING TO TRIP AND SPRAIN BOTH ANKLES; PRETENDING TO GO TO SCHOOL BUT MISSING THE BUS; FAKING A SCHOOL HOLIDAY; BEING INTENTIONALLY LATE; WIND THE CLOCKS SO THEY'LL BE LATER THAN THEY THINK; WAKING UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND PRETENDING YOU'RE SICK; RETURN FROM SCHOOL AND ACT LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED; PRETEND YOU HAVE SOMETHING ELSE ON THAT DAY; ACTUALLY TAKE THE BUS BUT DON'T GO TO SCHOOL; HIDE UNDER YOUR BED; TELL YOUR PARENTS SOME GUY IS AFTER YOU; LOCK YOUR ROOM DOOR; LOCK YOUR ROOM DOOR AND PRETEND YOU CAN'T HEAR THEM; 'BILLY IN MY CLASS HAD CHICKEN POX'; KILL BILLY AND GET SUSPENDED