You see people flocking to this thing and letting it grab them.

*Drinks vodka* I never thought this would happen

(it starts walking in your location)

Hmmm *drinks vodka*

(it reaches a tentacle towards you.)

*Dodges* I am not on the menu

(it sends multiple tentacles)

*dodges* still not on the menu but try tinder its great for some people like you

Galla:what is wrong with u people

(a random person) THE WANDERING FAITH IS HERE!!!!!

Galla:bruh that a killing faith aka it kills u.what is wrong with u people

Tails: OI MATES WHAT GOING ON HERE? *To random person*

(the person) THE WANDERING FAITH HAS ARRIVED!!!!!!!

Tails: It is not some wandering faith shit or what the f**k ever. YOU GONNA GET YOURSELVES KILLED!!!

(People still let themselves get picked up, but another creature arrives from the horizon that resembles a giant shadow man with a hunched back, a long neck, bean for a head, and knuckles that drag along the ground.)

Tails: F**k this shit I am out *Starts running away*

(The two start fighting and you decide to call the military.)

Tails: *Pauses* No I f**king don't! I call the f**king FBI! *Calls the FBI*

(The FBI arrive and strap them to thousand upon thousands of jets to handle their massive size and weight, taking them to an unknown place)

Tails: yay

Tails: The f**k is the wandering faith? It looks like some sort of demonic trap of some sort.

Galla:what?

Ace: wait let me turn into you

Shadow: *calls the army, air force, fbi, and swat* SH1T-