Niko:, ah- Hello father's!
{Niko smiles happily and warmly at them}

Damon (brown boar boi) would smile warmly, showing more teeth than just his tusks as he offered Niko the cookies he had baked earlier that day.

Niko: thank you!
{Niko would accept the offer of cookies}

Cole twitched his ears, baring a smile that ate up half his face. "What shall we do first, Niko?"

Niko:, well..I would love to spend time with you guys first...before we even go anywhere..

Both of them would nod, now sharing the same goofy smile. "We can bake or cook anything you would like," the boar murred.
Cole winked and added, "And I'll let you have the frosting bowl. I've had enough in the years I've lived with this one."

{Niko giggled slightly,}
Niko:, a-alright!

Niko: how about we try and bake a cake?

Damon nodded and brought Niko home, to the kitchen. Cole chuckled softly, murmuring, "He's the chef. I can't help whatsoever or your cake will be burned."
The boar smiled and brushed his hoof over Niko's head. "What kind of cake, would you like to bake?"

Niko: oh..well..is it possible to make red velvet..?

"Very much." He picked up a few of the ingredients and got a bowl out. "Would you like to help me with the dry ingredients?"

Niko: of course!

He got out a few measuring cups and supplies. "We need.. ah. 2 1/2 cups of all purpose flour."
His husband muttered from the other room, "Stupid yankees and their cups."

(Carlos} UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I GOT ADOPTED BY A PAIR OF FURRIES AAAAAAAAAA

I ok

(Carlos} *gets a shotgun* STAY BACK YOU FURRY FIENDS
OR IM HAVING LUNCH LATE

Can you just leave then? No one wants to deal with your shit for brains

(Carlos} U BET *leaves*

Never come back :)

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(Carlos} And I never will

Tails: *British accent but he is not from Brittan* Hello dad's.

(What he looks like: *Image*)

Cole smirked and replied in the same accent, "Good morning, shall we get you some tea and eggs with beans on top?"
(I love how he looks :o)

Tails: No thanks mate, beans make me gassy, but I will just make myself some toast, fi that's okay with you. *INTERNAL WHEEZING*

Cole patted his back and Damon rolled his eyes at his husband as he added, "Yes, dear. You can make some toast. Do you need help?"

(you like how Tails looks? If so, then thank you.)
Tails: No thanks dad's, I can help myself. *As he goes to get bread, the toaster, and some bread, he starts laughing like crazy*

Yes i do :3))
Damon knitted his brows together. "He gets it from you," he muttered to Cole teasingly as he went up to make sure Tails was okay.

(Then thanks)
Tails: *Image* *is dying of laughter leaning on the counter with the butter knife with some butter on it*

Tails: Oh my gosh, that was one of the funniest things I ever did. *Goes back to laughing like crazy*

(Who is Cole and who is Damon since I am confused as f**k)

Cole's the grey bull, Damon's the brown boar))
"What's going on?"

Tails: I am okay dad. *Is trying not to laugh* Everything is okay...

(Shall we continue in DMs?)

(If so, then imgflip.com/memechat?invite=7-tGzXPLZRgZujjKEP2LHnXjh6ee75bq)

(F**k)

*If

h̷̢̳̘͈͉̝̝̩̺͑͑̓̊͝e̴̅́̈́͗̾̄͗͛̓͗̏͗͘ͅl̸̦̪͎͓̜̂͐̏̐̀̄͘ļ̶̨̡̻͙̹͍̮̫͘͝o̶̡̻̼͎̬̰̾ͅ ̷̨͙̻͎̯͓̘̘́͜v̴̛͔͉̙̦̝͚̪̬̮͎͎̼͓̈̽͛̏͋̅̾̄͘͠͠ͅį̵̧̝̣͎͎͎̰͕͐̒͋̾͌̔ć̷̡̜̪̖̤͙̭̮̟͕̹̩͆̈t̵̨̙̙͖̪̳͓̗̞͇̝͔̄̇i̴̢̨̡̥͚͖͎̩̩͉̬̾̐ͅm̶̨̡͇̣̞̘̱̘͎͈͖̤̈́̉̓̈́͊̋͛̀͝͝͠s̴̛͎̳̹͚͊̒͊̋͂̌̃̓̇͂̚͝͠͠ ̸̗͙̞̯̲̯̪̖͖̦͉̜̹͚̀̒̏͐͗̽̔̾͊ͅì̵̡̧͙̘̭̲̩̤̮̼͔͉̝̪̉̎͜-̵̪̟̗̞̩͕͛̾̂̅̂͒́̋̉̾̇͑͆̅͝ͅ ̴̡̙̙̬̫̎̎̊̚Ṷ̵͕̐͂̓͒̎͊̓̈́̍̚͝͝͝͠H̵̟̰̟͇̟̐̂͐̑̾̍̔͊͗̀̆͒̎̈́͜͝ ̷̡̫̹͈͇̇́̓͠M̷͙͐̾̈͋͛͐̌͂̎̑͘͝Ė̵̢̨̧̨͖̦̘͎̻͓̮͙̽̐̏͂̒̂̀A̸̧͕͕͈̣̺̤͉̟̻̼̠͒͜ͅͅN̷̨͔͒́͋̃̍́̈́̓͒̽̆͠ ̵̡̹͉̖̣̺͍̗̦̫̾̔̐ͅḟ̵̖̙̪͍̪̼̬̐a̸̡̨̳͕̼͉͓͍̘̞͓̙͜͝t̷̩̄̈́̊̚h̴̨̥͇̝̱̪̖̘͇̰̭͒̀̐́̌̿͊͒̄̚̕͝e̷̜͆͆̆̈̚ŕ̶̫̭̖͖͚̄͂̓̆̈́̓̓́̿͌́s̵̼̤̻̔͑̽͐͊̈́̏͋̈́͛̀͛͂̔̕.̸̨̨̢͍͎̦͓̻̞̽͛̆͋̌̆̋̇͗̊̿̑͘͝

{Your Daughter is the blond, She's lesbian, and her girlfriend is the brunett~)
Katrina: Daaaaaads! I brought Mia!

Omg-
Okay so Cole and Damon already have a daughter (but i don't put her in the roleplays because I want other people to enjoy their gay presence~ anyways, her name is Koinu. Koinu is lesbian as well~ and her aunts hella gay too-)//
Damon looked up from his cooking book. "Hi, Katrina. And hello, Mia." He smiled softly. "There are cookies on the counter if you would like any."

Katrina runs over and stuffs 4 cookies in her mouth. Mia nibbled at one
Katrina: "Fanks dads!"

"Of course." Damon smiled. "Your père is at work still." (Cole is referred to as père since he is French Canadian. Damon is just dad :p)

Mia looks at her phone and sighs.
Mia: I gotta go...
Mia kisses Katrinas cheek and runs out.

"I hope she makes it home safe," he murmured. "How is she and you, Katrina? If you don't mind me asking."

"We're fine, I guess. She's just really busy, I guess."
She shrugs and wraps an arm around Damon.
"Not as close you and père, though."

He smiles and nuzzles her cheek. "I can relate though. It's hard having your father away half of the time. But i know that Mia loves you very much."

"Why does père always work late? I feel like I never see him..."

"The glories of being a pilot, i guess." He shrugs. "When we were younger, he fantasized about working in the Air Force. But he wanted me to choose because he wanted me to be happy. I guess we should be happy he isn't being shot down or gone every day." Damon sighs as he adds, "He said he'll be back at 4 am."

Her eyes turn glossy. "Well if I had to chose, he'd always be home."

He embraced her in a hug. "Me too. He's taking a break, if haven't heard though. A good month, apparently."

"Dad? If I wanted to, could I go with père to see why he likes his job so much?"
She hugs him back, loosely.

"Maybe..." He pondered for a moment. "He would have to buy you a ticket as he can't even bring paper in the cockpit. Good news is, his tickets are low as he's the pilot himself."

"Really?" She hugs him tighter and takes another cookie "He better be home soon, or Imma eat all these cookies "

Damon smiles widely. "He's more of the child than you, you know. With sugar or without."

She raises an eyebrow "I'm only sixteen dad, still tecnaly a kid."

"And he's 29, yet you are still more mature." He smiles stupidly, laying his ears back.

"But père never had-" she stops herself. "Nevermind."
She stuffs another cookie in her mouth

"I remember when he first came here, untransitioned. You could tell he was meant to be born a man by how much of a chaotic teen he was."

"What did he do? Drugs? Or was he the party type?"
She raises an eyebrow, curious

"Drugs?" He shook his head. "Back where he lived, everyone did drugs. He despises it. Party type…? You can say he fit that category nicely."

"What if I told you I'm following his footsteps?"

"I don't know. Then i would know you definitely don't take after me."

She looks away, seeming troubled.

"Are you alright, Kat..?"

She slides down and hugs her knees.
"Remeber when Mia ran out after a text...?"

"Yeah..?" He slid down next to her

Her voice breaks.
"W-Well...umm...She's been cheating, but she doesn't think I know...and...Oh my god. I don't know how to confront her."

"Oh.." He knits his eyebrows together. "Unfaithful partners are stressful to deal with. There are only so many ways to go through with this... And i wouldn't suggest it, but you could leave it be. Or you could let her go, not mentioning the actual reason why..."

"I'm just so mad, I feel like a bomb. And I'm about to explode."
(For some reason I feel like I should have used one of ox ocs)

She leans against you,crying.

Oh?))
He hugs her, holding her head to his chest. "Shh.."

"Dad, I know I'm adopted. "

"You aren't adopted." He kisses her forehead. "Cole and I thought about adopted but you do have my genetics."

"But how come I'm so...different?"

"What's different about you?"

"Well for starters, I'm HUMAN."

He shrugged. "Must've been your biological mother's genetics. And who cares? You're still our daughter."

She wraps her arms around Damon
"I love you."

"You are our only daughter. And both your père and i... Few months after we got together, that was when we planned you. We joked about you and we were so excited. And when we finally got to have a child, we were even more excited and anxious.."

"Well, Why don't you have another?"
She flashes a cocky smile

He shrugs. "Maybe because you fulfilled both our wishes and hearts."

"Really?"
She tilts her head slightly

Damon twitched his ears. "You're our little girl. Come on. We don't need anything else."

She seems lost, her eyes wandering around the room

"Maybe you should get some rest... It helps clear the mind. When you wake in the morning, Cole will be here. And he will be so happy to be with you again."

She shakes her head "I want to wait for him to be home"

He nods. ((should we time skip-))

((Yes please))

The door would creak open as Cole walked in, setting his suitcase against the wall. "Moo, moo," he murmurs excitedly.

Shes half-asleep, leaning against the wall.

hi im the new kid

Damon smiled, smirking as Cole kneeled down and picked Katrina up

SHe opens her eyes and wraps her arms around cole
"PÉRE!"

He murred and gently set her down, hugging back. "hi there, darling! I missed you!"

"I might have eaten all the cookies..."
She smiles sheepishly.

Cole chuckles and replies, "Then i guess I'll have to eat you!" He turns to give Damon a kiss on the cheek before brushing her hair with his hoof.

why does everyone ignore me... :(

what do you want me to say-

welp ima go shoot up a school

* loads gun

"I dunno if I'd taste very good-"
Mia walks in inivited
Mia: "Hi Cole, Hi Damon. Also, Katrina, I doubt that."

He straightened back up and turned around. "Hello there, Mia!"
Damon shuffled uneasily, waving hi

(Uhm, I might HAVE SPELLED SOMETHING WRONG. I MEANT UNINVITED*)
"Oh hey, Mia. How was your time cheating on me with Jazmin? Huh? I'm sure you had more fun than you've ever had with me."
Mia almost looks terrified, and she glances at Damon, then Cole, then back to Damon.

Cole kept his smile, studying Mia. His husband, on the other hand, released the tension in his face and shrugged. "Should we let you figure things out.. or..?"

Mia: "I-I..."
((Before I do this, I always like to make sure if its okay if I cuss...?))

hi im the new kid

(you can cuss lol)

Mia: "WELL YOUR JUST TO F**KING AFRAID TO DO ANYTHING WITH ME. YOU WON'T LET ME KISS YOU ON THE LIPS FOR GOD'S SAKE!"
Mia screams at the top of her lungs.
"YEAH WELL, ITS MY BODY I CAN DO WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT!"
Mia: "IM SURE YOUR GAY DADS HAD SEX AT OUR AGE. SO WHY ARE YOU SO DAMN AFRAID TO 𝘒𝘐𝘚𝘚?! HUH? ASK YOUR DADS, IM 99% PERCENT POSITIVE THEY DID."
Mia looks at Cole and Damon with a face mixed with anger and sadness.

Both were red faced with embarrassment. "No..." the both murmured.
"I didn't get my first kiss until 17, lost my virginity when I was twelve," Cole muttered, clearly exhausted.
Damon just shook his head. "Didn't lose my virginity until we met in person, so when I was 20."

Katrina pushes Mia away and runs to her room, slamming the door.
Mia runs out, pissed.

{This is how her room looks}

(*wheezes*
Cole: i Love you so much qwq
Damon: I'm just a guy drinking orange soda :0)
Cole lost his smile, tittering quietly. "I loved the welcome back party, Damon."
The boar shrugged and hugged him. "I think you and Kat should spend a day together. Talk to her. She's been desperate to see you."

Katrina walks out, clearly crying, and sits on the couch.

Cole brushes Damon's palm gently before breaking away and sitting next to Katrina. "Sweetums? Do you want to talk to me?"

"I- I don't even know where to start."
She leans against him.

He wraps his arm around her. "I understand. Relationships are tough." He smiles a little. "Girls don't like me. Simple as that. I've only dated a few chicks in my lifetime, in all honesty, even when I thought I was a femme lesbian." He shrugs. "But do you want to know something?"

"Hmm?"
She wipes her eyes, slightly smearing mascara.

"You are a very beautiful person. Anyone would be blessed to know you, given the ultimate gift to befriend you, and they would never need anything else if they were able to be your girlfriend." He kisses her forehead. "One day you will be in your own home with me and your dad joking around with your wife, the person who will love you unconditionally as we do. The person you will wake up next to every morning and do anything to see her smile as she would for you. One day, i promise you."

"Well, I know that..."
She raises her voice slightly
"B-But what if I never find someone?"

"Oh, but you will." He shrugs. "You're going to love people, trust me. I did. And then you are going to.. there's no word for it. It's stronger than just love. It's what I feel for that gay idiot over there."

She snickers lightly.
"Dad says your more childish than me, your teenage daughter."

He shrugs. "Always have been. Makes you wonder if opposites really do attract." Cole stands and smirks. "Because I am the straightest man alive."

"Wait- What? If you love dad, whos a guy, and you said your straight, which means you like the opposite gender...Wait, No, That...."
She ponders for a moment.
"Your nor gay nor straight. more like bisexual...."

He chuckled softly. "Your dad's actually bisexual. I'm poly abro."

"Oooooooh. That makes sense. Well, Poly shmolly, I still love you guys."

"And we will always love you. Or, i Will. Damon Will have to speak for himself," he adds, winking

she sniffles slightly.
"Dad? Kinda waiting on you. Don't ruin this family moment."
She says with a smirk

Damon gently pushes Cole. "You know very well i always love you as well, even if -he- says i don't." He hugs her.

She reaches into her pocket, slides something into her sleeve.
"uh, I'll be right back."
((Dont worry, no self harm here, smoking/vape, MAAAYYBBEEE, but I ain't cruel to my ocs.)

Oop-))
"Alright."
Cole slips back onto the couch and Damon lays his head on him.

She walks out, slightly smelling like smoke, and tries to sneak past them.

They talked to each other

She knocks a cup over and it hits the ground with an ear piercing shattering sound
"Crap-"

Damon lifted his head up and followed her. "Are you alright, Kat?"

"U-Uh y-yeah, I-I'm f-fine."

He grabs a broom and starts sweeping the glass up

"H-Heh, S-Sorry."

"You're alright dear!"

She puts her sleeve up to her fave and then pulls it away, and turns around, slowly blowing out smoke, thinking you didnt see
"I-I C-Can H-Help"

"Euh, what was that?" he asks.

She shakes her head rapidly
"Nothin'."
She picks up the dustpan

"If you say so.."

"Wha? Smoking, Huh, oh you didn't- Oh, I'm so dumb. is this what relationships do to you? Make you all crazy?"

What?))

(*Sigh* My cousin decided to take my computer, I'm sorry-)
She looks up at you and smiles slightly
"I didn't mean to knock it over."

Is oki))
He shrugged. "It happens, don't worry about it."

"If you were in my shoes, with mia, And this happened, what would you do?"

"I don't know." He shrugs. "In honesty, sleep after bawling."

(Sorrry I was working on my book-)
"But I'm not tired."

"I didn't know you wanted advice."

"I-"

He sighs and looks up.

"Are you mad?"