Im officially ending the war, it was a disaster before it started

Galla:and i seen u stop hateing each other

*listens to the conversation while drinking vodka even looking away*

Reginald: " . . . and when all those meteors started falling in 02? it was the angels throwing a party! and Larocall was involved, can you believe that?!"
Daxos: "Im not suprised honestly"

*starts smoking a cigarette*

Reginald: "thats a terrible habit"

Says who?

"everyone."

*smokes a and puffs out a huge smoke*

she shakes his head "theres just no reasoning with some people Daxos"

*drinks vodka* still smoking maybe a problem but it helps some people

"smokers spend a lot more money then other people . . "

*smokes and puffs out a red smoke*

*ignoring*

Anyway...gonna shoot some children in Afghanistan want to come?

"no"

At least want to watch? Might want to get some military gear for you both

"we dont do guns"

I said watch not shoot unless you want to?

they teleport away

Jesus crist I bet he didn't do the double Ice cream with the whip cream on top then?

-end-

(Thanks for the laughs)

"that looks unhealthy"

No its a signal

"ok . . ."

Even still *drinks some vodka* you have to get to work even while smoking

"right"

Smoking can save your life but since you both think its harmful well can't complain *smokes and drinks vodka at the same time*

"If you say so . . ." the ciggarette smoke dissapates before it even remotely reaches them

So let me guess drink tea or coffe is your hobby? Or is it something else?

"Actually I run a Guild"

Same but team kind and a class I teach

"Misty is my only child"

Let me guess the other ones were an accident?

he looks annoyed "no, my wife was pregnant once, and she didt have any twins"

Let me guess the double cheeseburger didn't work?

"what?"

The double Ice cream didn't work then?

they stop talking to you

Jesus crist can't handle a joke? I was just kidding

*ignore*

If it makes you any better food is on me

"ok"

But since you like to do something that is not entertaining or just do stuff

"ok . . ."

*puts 5 cigarettes in his mouth while drinking 2 vodkas* so what do you like to do for fun?

"we uh- Daxos what DO you like to do? its been thousands of years since the last time weve done this"
Daxos: "train"

Train for what?

"nothing really, I just . . . hone my skills"

Let me guess train for the love of your life or is it training to get a dog?

"neither . . ."

Let me guess training to be eachothers partner?

"what do you mean . . ."

Reference to a dirty joke

"oh- no, were not like that. Reginald maybe"
Reginald: "please, Im not at all atracted to you"

Never join the army because if a girl wants a child and they force you its not gonna be the same anymore

"I already have a child. her name is Misty"

Wait do you mean misty who goes to fenner high?

"no . . . she has three children. Daxos will always be forever alone"
Daxos: "at least Im not missing any sleep" Reginald makes a face

Wait what does misty goes to for school?

"shes an ADULT"

Does any of your kids go to school?