ya

wtf-

I don't know

oh okay

"excuse me what the F**K" *takes quick peek then averts eyes*

*wheeze*

*slowly back away*

run betch

*runs away*

good

*proceeds to die*

oh-

I’m sorry for intruding, I’ll walk away now
*proceeds to close the door and walk away*

thank you good human

^^

heehheehheee

Funny¿

?

You went “ heehheehheee”
So I assumed something was funny

idk

Oh okay

you, my friend are an
a l p h a c h a d

What’s an “a l p h a c h a d”

a chad
but an alpha (better than the regular)

Epik
Thanks

Dress one of my tuxedo cats in a tuxedo and start dancing with them

*wheeze*

Yes. I'm weird as f**k.

t u x e d o

Y O U A R E G O D A M N R I G H T

ghgvfc

for no f u c ing resean i will laugh-

good

heh

I would watch suprised then slowly back away and scream HEY GIRLFRIEND A GIRLS NAKED NEAR ME

wtf-

My girlfriend protects me plus u look hot so she be mad

smarts

Yes

........welp I’m going to hell

oh okay

I UH- I CAN'T EXPLAIN!

ygfrftghb

JIHGDUWqhdIO QWUGKduhqUO gdyiqwfydguqgiyfdQ!

wellp-

;-; I guess i'm not getting any ass, am I?

depends

OOP- I'm listening?~

haiii lol

Sooooo, am I?

maybe

😏 I mean~ Better bring that ass over here then~

dm me

YEAH BOI!

lols

>:D