waffles are superior

PEOPLE WHO PUT THE MILK FIRST; PEOPLE WHO PUT CEREAL FIRST; PEOPLE WHO PUT THE BOWL FIRST; PEOPLE WHO PUT THE TABLE FIRST; PEOPLE WHO PUT THE FLOOR FIRST; PEOPLE WHO PUT THE HOUSE FIRST; PEOPLE WHO PUT THE EARTH FIRST; PEOPLE WHO PUT THE SOLAR SYSTEM FIRST; PEOPLE WHO PUT THE GALAXY FIRST; PEOPLE WHO PUT THE UNIVERSE FIRST; PEOPLE WHO EAT WAFFLES INSTEAD