Ryoko

Kim: *keeps walking*

Ryoko: *notices kim* Hello there! *she'd be holding a small box that looked really old like ANCIENT old*

Kim: hi *keeps walking*

Ryoko: *walks with kim* so....hows the whole...misfortune going on? you still sad?

Kim: im fine now

Ryoko: thats good! did you find the guy who killed your dog?

Kim: yup! hes in jail

Ryoko: you should also thank me for erasing him off of existence!

Kim: wait. WHat? I thought he was in jail!

Ryoko: ahh yes after he went to jail, i made him a deal where he helps me if i let him escape then made him one of my very own henchmen clones *laughs and summons a clone of her but with a different personality*

Kim: *leaves*

Ryoko: cause i erased him off of existence :)

Oh, hi. What’s your name?

Ryoko: uhhh its Ryoko. also next time you come back home there is a dead body under your bed :]

*confusion* huh?

Ryoko: it doesn't matter right now! anyway i see you have a miserable life and i wanna help you turn it around! i can read minds and tell the future you know. :]

You have no idea what’s in my mind. I have experience with mind readers, and know how to scatter my thoughts. So tough for you

Ryoko: *laughs* you think you could mindread-proof your mind???? sorry to burst your bubble, but i am one of the most powerful mind readers and can easily read your mind even if you scatter your thoughts! now i really wanna help you so if you don't mind.......Shake my hand and all your dreams will come true! *holds out her hand and there would be a black flame surrounding her hand*

Yes, but you arent an elf

Ryoko: true true, im not an elf. im something more powerful than an elf.

Whats that?

Ryoko: good riddance i say, Oh well! ima watch the weirdmaggedon episodes which ive watched like 10000000 times

*follows, invisible*

Ryoko: why should i tell you?

Because if you don't I'll send you to a galaxy millions of light years away

Ryoko: ill come back anyway

Sure, anyway, tell me

Ryoko: now if you wil excuse me, ima go watch gravity falls for a bit.

*vanishes*

Ryoko: *goes to her house in the mountains and starts to watch gravity falls with some popcorn*

XD

LOL

Ryoko: *confused* w-w-what do you mean love letters???????

omg XDDD

Uhh
Oh nothing *smiles*

Ryoko: *looks at Jiraiya not amused by their antics and almost considered trying to almost burn them into ashes* -_-

Hehehehe
Just like Tsunade to be honest

Ryoko: D̸̯͕̪́͆̂Ȯ̴̱̰̺̃̍ ̴̱͍̲̱͛̆͘̕ͅY̶̻̺͓̝̔̋̍O̸͇͖̿̔̌Ų̶̾͛̄ ̶͎̹͍̝̫͗̃͗̀̑Ñ̶͉̘̟̤̝̂̎O̶̗̻͖̺̒ͅT̵̢̼͙̥̓̍͛̕ͅ ̶̨͕̑ͅȐ̷̨̺͔̠̋͠E̵̛̼̰̩̲͉͒͝Ą̸̺̲͘ͅL̷̨͚͎̯̘̎̑̎Ì̸̝̂̚Ź̴̼̕͘͝Ę̸̲̯̹͖́ ̷̮͛̀I̶̫̬̖̺̾͆̍ ̸̡̡̻͇͒̏ͅC̴̨͇͔̗̎Ơ̶̖̇̾͌͘Ú̴̪̾̕L̵̹͠D̵̨̳̮͑͋ͅ ̷̩̺͙̦̖̌̄W̴̜͉͒͛́̕͠I̴͕̒̔̊̋̓P̴̛͔̱̎̈͝E̵̩͗͆̐̈́ ̴̩̎̄̽Y̴͚͂̽̅Ǒ̶̡̳̝̖̈̑̔̇Ǔ̴̧̫͠ ̴̢͎̬̠̱́Ő̷͙̱̼͔̰̑F̸̯́̉͆F̸̨̪̭̃̅ ̷̹͗̓Ȯ̵͓̲̪̩̰͂F̶̮̫̻̼̾̒ ̷̨̡̞͐̊E̵̡̛̝̮̩X̵͔̖͇͗͜I̶͉͐̇̽Ṡ̸̜͑T̶̛̥̜̪͆͒E̵̤̽͂̾͑N̸̙̥̜̙͑̿͘͝C̶̢̬̳̤͆̌̏͛͠Ḙ̴̡̈́̑̾ͅ!?

*Enables Sage Art for defense*?
Do you not realize you're talking to a Legendary Sannin, the Great Toad Sage, author known by all, I'm Jiraiya!!

Ryoko: do you know id rather claw your face off?

Mmm
I'd rather you not.
Thank you very much

Ryoko: ima just....boop *makes a packet of chips appear near the general's desk* have fun eating them :) *the chips would taste like crushed dreams and agony when the general takes a bite of a chip*

Ryoko: awesome! *teleports her and Jiraiya to her house and they start watching Gravity falls*

Ryoko: Goodbye then....

*Runs off*

Ryoko: way to ruin the fun Captain Buzzkill.... *she'd follow Jiraiya as they exit the general's office*

Bill: *snaps fingers again and the screaming head would become a house again*

Jiraiya: *Doesn't pay attention*

Ryoko: oki while you do that ima chill with my evil inter-dimensional triangle demon friend :]

Jiraiya: Yeah, yeah. Just don't cause any trouble, you got that?

-???-: The name's Bill Cipher, and look what i can do! *snaps fingers and a small house becomes a giant screaming head*

Jiraiya: I- Uhh... Cool

*as they reached the village everything was already destroyed to ashes* Ryoko: that's a better look for the village as i can say! i think it's a big update don't you think?

Jiraiya: *Doesn't pay attention to her* I have to talk to the general...

Ryoko: im not in Ḯ̴͍̻̈́́̾N̴̰͚̪̫̓̉̇͗͆ ̷͓̫͑̋T̴̳̝͙́̇̽̅Ḧ̶̯͔̭́̏Ė̸̤̟̩ ̸̨̻̳͓̲̐̌̋̽́M̶̲̓Ǫ̵̫̐̍̿O̴̗̎̈́̏D̸̻̄͒̍̊ to right now fight becausse you admire me so much so why don't you back off or i could erase you out of the face of earth. is that clear?

I- Umm
I-It was a joke

Ryoko: oh its because i ended up burning a whole village before we went to watch gravity falls... it was fun to watch it burn *laughs*

Jiraiya: I- Wha- YOU'RE INSANE!!! *He runs out*

*after the toad was summoned, there was a cloud of smoke and the giant toad disappeared*

Jiraiya: I knew it... *He turns to Ryoko* I knew it was you!! I sensed a disturbance in my Chakra! It was you! *After he confronted her, the stranger that had attack him disappeared*

Ryoko: Bill's behind ya! *Jiraiya looks behind him and sees a top hat wearing yellow triangle looking at him and Jiraiya was taken by surprise*

Jiraiya: Uhh... Who- Nevermind. I have somewhere to be, see you...!!

Ryoko: *would watch Jiraiya get attacked and eat some popcorn* this is fun to watch :3

Jiraiya: *Enables Sage Art and starts to fight* Rasengan!!

Ryoko: Ḁ̴̿̇͝͝ ̶̫̦̼̻̆̒ͅL̸̺̰̀̐Ḭ̶̤̗͗̄̅̓Ṫ̵̨͓̦͇T̷̡͈̔͑͗̎́L̶̪͓̀̌͌Ę̵̜͓͋ ̸͍̟̬̟̏͊Ğ̶͍̓̏̓Ỉ̷̭̥̊̐́R̶͖̃͜Ḻ̶̮͇̺̉̀̂̏̽?̴̨̆̎͂͠?̷̯̫̳͔̓̊͗̀̂?̸̢̞̯̜̀̊̒͝?̷̠̞͍̱͉͐̐̏̃ ̴̝͈͚̻͚͌̇W̶͈͛H̶̛̤̲͊̍͋Ỏ̷̱̮̜̥̈́̂ ̷̜̼̯̟̃S̵̺̯̯̳̕Â̴͎̞̟͎̔̊͝Ÿ̶̧̙́̏̚Ŝ̵͔ ̶͈͖̘̜̟̃̈̒Ȉ̸̱̝̜̠̑̇M̵̻̗̘͂́̚ ̷̱̼͈̍̈́͑Ả̴̫̲̼̞̻̒̑̓͝ ̷̧̧̝͍͆́͝͠L̷͓̊̓̂̀͝I̵̩̿͌T̸̖͍̩̱̽̿̾ͅT̶̩̩̔̀̋͋L̷͔̦͐̄E̴̳̓̋̀̾͛ ̶̟̭̍̏̈́͛͝Ǵ̴̢͓̱̈́̌͒Ī̴͍͚̘Ṛ̵͈̱̼̂̈́L̸͉̬̈?̸̬̩̪̊͒͝͝ͅ?̵͔̊̂͘?̶̗̭̒ ̶̟̍̂͠Y̴̱̹̲͎͊̿ͅO̸̢̙͛̊̀Ū̵̢̟͉͑͜ ̵̞̮̫́̏H̸̨̡͔͊͒͛̕͜A̵̅͜Ṿ̶̐̄̌͝E̵͈͐̽̑̎͠ ̴̟̎̄Ǹ̷̹̰͙͒͝ͅO̷̦͎̮͂̀͜ ̶̨̘̲͖̪́̃Ȉ̵̦̲̤͝ͅD̸͙̺̈́̏̽̈́͝Ȩ̸̰̬̞̎̈́̐̃Ã̷̼̰̩̟̓̃̈́͘ ̸̼̗̟̀̒̿̕W̶̡̋͛̈́͠Ḧ̶̺̿͆́͘Ô̶̧̢̳̇̈́ ̸̩́̇͝Ỳ̶̳̓O̷̧̦̓̐͂U̸̙̬͋̑̎̄ ̷̨̡͖̩̘̆͛̿͘͝Ą̶͎̾́͂́̔ͅṞ̸͛E̴̟̔̋̋͠ ̴͖̒̐M̵̛͕̑̓̚͘Ĕ̶̜̅̒S̶̗̱͖̉̒̕S̷̝̅͊͑̓Ḯ̸̢̝͊N̶̙̬͛͠G̷̦͎̒͛͌ͅͅ ̷͕̊̋̄̾W̶̓̉̉̓̎ͅÌ̴̫̩͔̐͘͝T̸͈͒͐̎̽̈́H̵̠͎̦̘̘͌!̵̟̣̝̋͊͐̈́̇

Jiraiya: Yeah, yeah. Now go bother someone else now *He weaves a hand sign and disappears*

Ryoko: what harm can a snake do? *ignites fire in her hands* so, can i burn the village? :]

Jiraiya: He's no ordinary snake. He was from my village and was my best friend. But... He turned evil. And no. You cannot burn the village. *Thinks: Huh. Who knew, this Ryoko girl wouldn't be so bad after all. Maybe I'm going insane or something* I have to stop him.

Ryoko: *starts talking in a weird code* LS R OLEV GSRH HSLD! REV DZGXSVW RG ORPV Z OLG ULI 7000 BVZIH ZMW R HGROO OLEV RG! NB UZELFIRGV XSZIZXGVI RH YROO! SV'H HL UFMMB XZFHV SV'H RMHZMV ORPV LMV GRNV SV GLLP LFG GVVGS UILN Z WVVI'H NLFGS RG DZH HL UFMMB!

Jiraiya: Huh? Hey... You okay?!

*Ryoko would be having fun burning everything in the distance*

Jiraiya: *Sighs but doesn't give mind to it*

Ryoko: *calls a phone number* Hey! you wanna come over and annoy some dude from yesterday?
-???-: sounds fun!
Ryoko: *ends call* he should be here any moment : >

Jiraiya: *Pays no attention* Mmm, yeah.. alright

*ryoko would be giggling*

Jiraiya: Huh? What so funny?

Ryoko: *would come up behind Jiraiya* hello >:3

Jiraiya: Hello... What do you want now? *He's heading to the academy to train students*

Ryoko: alright all i want from you is a puppet okay ill choose it my own from your selection so if you do that ill give you anything you want, tools,weapons,food on all your missions is that a deal? *holds out her hand and a black flame would be around her hand*

Jiraiya: A-A puppet?! You've got to be kidding me. If you want a puppet just wait here and I'll call up a good friend from the Sand Village. Now don't bother me with your nonsense anymore, you got that?!

Ryoko: can i come?

Jiraiya: Erm... Yeah, sure. Just behave yourself.

Ryoko: okay while you are at it ima bring some chips on the way *makes a packet of chips appear in her hand and eats the chips*

Jiraiya: *He mutters something under his breath and walks over to the general* General!! How are you? Is everybody safe?
General: Yes, but some of our soldiers are in Intensive Care

Ryoko: oh i'm not going anywhere i'm going to be following you cause i want to and just annoy you which it delights me! *she'd start to follow Jiraiya*

Jiraiya: *Rolls his eyes*

*Ryoko would follow Jiraiya to the village and keeps herself invisible*

Jiraiya: *continues walking and then some stranger approaches him and tries to attack Jiraiya*

Ryoko: cool, while you're at it, ima burn another village >:3

Jiraiya: *Grumbles* You can't. I put a barrier for all the villages. We're in a state of emergency because of YOU.

*in a few days Ryoko would come by to Jiraiya from time to time and just annoys Jiraiya which he would regret saying he won't go mad. he's gotta find a way to get her bored of him and leave, one day Jiraiya finds some scrolls that reference to Ryoko. he should probably use it to find a way to get rid of Ryoko *

Jiraiya: Hmm... A scroll. Eh, I'll take it to the Hokage and Special Communications Forces and see if they have any intel on this.

*Ryoko would follow Jiraiya*

Jiraiya: *Doesn't seem to mind*

Ryoko: *looks smug at Jiraiya and mocks him* ArE yOu MaD? >:>

Jiraiya: No. I just think you're a complete psychopath that has no sense in humanity!

Ryoko: ?????? uh......okay...but i still didn't burn that village over there *points to a bunch of houses*

Jiraiya: Wha- Y-you didn't?! *Looks at the houses* Damn it. It must be his doing... That damned snake

*the scroll would tell about the legendary dragon monster: Ryoko the unpredictable, legends say she could transform into a dragon and into a human, but beware of her deals never make a deal with her, most people who do become her servants. She is also known as "The Uncipherable One" as she likes to write in code. legends say she could be helpful for good. others say she wants to bring destruction to reality. she likes offerings that have copper in them as its her favourite metal which is a good idea to use when needed to please her. Prophecies say she could one day bring balance to the world if you be careful with her intentions and to do that you need to outsmart her. if she ever decides to haunt you show no anger or annoyance towards her as it fuels her power,but do show interest when she asks you to do something with her such as watching a show she likes....you could get clues from her like that.*

Jiraiya: Ryoko, huh... So that's her name. *He notices a familiar figure tailing him*

Ryoko: so what are you gonna do?

Jiraiya: Well first... *He weaves a hand sign and a blue barrier/dome covers the village*

Ryoko: im bored, i have literally nothing but A̸̝̩̍͌̾̾͜B̵̧͙͙͌̄͂Ṡ̵̭̬̒Ọ̴̙̓L̴̘̐̓͘͘Ù̶̦͇̘̇̇̽̽Ṫ̴͈̥̝̈́͌Ě̶̫̙̝̣,̶͔͓̉ ̵̧͕̪̤̳̇̓̾̏͝S̴̯̆ͅH̸͔͙̆̿͜͠E̵̛̱̯͈̎̈́̅͝Ë̷̖͕͎́͝R̵̛͕̞̩̲̪̅͘͘͝,̵̨̬͑̊̈́̈́̈́ ̴̞̖̺͆̚B̷͐̑̊̌̂ͅO̵̢̤̗̐͝R̵̢̻͓̱̦̓̈́̕͠E̴̦͇̻͖̟͊͒̀D̴̹̦̱̮̦̃̌̀O̶̡̟͎̊̃̾M̶͚̪̤͈͋̓̈́́. I also wanna make a deal with you :>

Jiraiya: This is a top secret mission assigned by the Hokage!! *Rolls his eyes* I don't have time for this...

*they would continue to watch the show while Jiraiya tries to decode what Ryoko just said*

Ryoko: *gets curious and secretly follows Jiraiya to see what they are up to*

*Looks at a map*
So the Village is that way...
Huh? *Notices an unfamiliar shadow tailing him*
*Gets curious and pretends he doesn't see*

Ryoko: what are you gonna do now?

Jiraiya: Hmm? Fix the village, fight that bastard and return here for military relief

Ryoko: Sure I am, what's your point? *she'd follow Jiraiya*

Jiraiya: *Sighs and keeps running* Whatever...

Ryoko: *says it sarcastically* oops, i must have given you the wrong chips *laughs*

Jiraiya: I apologize for her behavior General. She just decided to tag along. And, don't eat the chips
general: I- Alright then

Ryoko: if i can't burn the village ill burn the snake that right behind you

Jiraiya: Behind me?

Ryoko: *speaks to self while watching* should i meddle with the fight to make it more exciting or i just watch? nah, ima meddle with it >:D

Jiraiya: Summoning Justu! *Summons a GIANT Toad*

Ryoko: im bored, wanna watch Gravity falls? its an awesome show! *she'd float in midair eating a packet of chips*

Jiraiya: *Checks his watch and steals a chip* Alright... But only a few episodes. I'm busy

*ryoko would come back with a few burns on her clothes* Ryoko: ight im back, now lets go fight a snake monster!

Jiraiya: *Still doesn't pay much attention to Ryoko* Yeah, yeah... Whatever

Ryoko: like you think it would work *snaps fingers and Jiraiya came back* look kid, i may be "a little girl" to you, but i have powers that can WIPE the whole humanity off of Earth! im an evil dragon monster lady who wants to have a little chaos, speaking of chaos one of my favourite things to do is annoy people like you into C̴̡͍̫̄͗Ǫ̴̨̑̋͊͌M̵̧͍̩̎̈́͜P̸̡̤̫̹̥̔͂L̷͇̯̀̓͗̃̚E̴͓̜̟͈͊͂͜T̴̢̯̱͆͝Ë̵̢̮̱̼́͒ ̸̰̀͐̉̋̕ͅM̶̠͚̓A̷̤͕͕͂͝͠Ḓ̴͈̹̝̦̔̂̕͝N̷͔͉̓Ë̷̛̳̞́̿͌̕Ŝ̴̳̮̜͙̖̆̈́̀͆S̴̟͎͖̐̀ *she would cackle and poofs*

Jiraiya: Madness? Ha. Never in a million years. *Runs off*

Ryoko: *would be floating next to Jiraiya* hey general dude, next time you go to your house check under your bed, there is a dead body :]

Jiraiya: *Grumbles* Don't worry general, I'll take care of everything here. Just make sure the villagers are safe.
General: Y-yes Master Jiraiya. And thank you

Ryoko: can i bring Bill over?

Jiraiya: Fine, whatever

Ryoko: oh yes i am fine! i was just talking about how awesome the show is (to decode it http://themysteryofgravityfalls.com/ and then do atbash)

Jiraiya: Oh ok... *A messenger runs through the door* Master Jiraiya!! There's an emergency!! The Hokage needs you immediately!

*Ryoko would know he was annoyed by his body language so it could take a while for her to be bored of him*

Jiraiya: *Breathes in and out* Follow me if you want, Ryoko. There's nothing interesting since you burned it all down anyways.

*ryoko would be eating some chips*

Ryoko: oh i have the puppet i want right.....H̸͙́͑͝E̷͔̥͂̓̌̅̂R̶̡̜̼̦̉̊̊̽ͅE̴̬͚̙͛̀̋̈́ *Posses Jiraiya which meant Jiraiya's mental form is now a ghost while Ryoko just has Jiraiya's body*

Jiraiya: *Enables Sage Mode and gets his body back* A little girl like YOU can't defeat me that easily *Walks away* Now I have somewhere to be. Goodbye.

Ryoko: The time you're wasting delights me > <3

Jiraiya: *Sighs and thinks: Man, she is getting on my nerves... But I can't show that* Hmph! I have somewhere to be. I'll see you later

Ryoko: oh shut up *makes the messenger disappear* now back to watching :>

Jiraiya: Wha- Hey!! That's an emergency messenger! *Gets up* There must be some kind of danger...

Ryoko: i only burned one village soooooooooo yeah.....and wdym about: "him"???

Jiraiya: *Walks towards the other village* He's a snake. That damned snake!!!

Ryoko: *snorts fire* yea.....sure....... *she was a bit cross so its best to leave her alone*

Huh...
*Disables Sage Art*
W-well I have a mission now
Bye bye

*the next day came*

Jiraiya: Hmm... I wonder what kind of mission Lord Hokage has for me today...?

-???-: im here! is this the guy from yesterday? just kidding! i already know who you are Jiraiya! *jiraiya would get spooked from behind*

Jiraiya: Yeah... Okay.

Ryoko: too late :> *they would see something burning and hear some maniacal laughter* oh! he's here gtg byeeeee *flies over to the burning thing*

Ryoko: *was watching that happen* hehe i saw that coming >:3 *munches on popcorn*

Jiraiya: Ugh... Why are you following me?! I have an important mission!!!

Ryoko: Hello! what are you doing >:3

Jiraiya: I'm heading to the Hokage's office. He'll be giving me a mission

ill leave you alone if you make one little D̸͇͔̠̮̘̎͋̏E̷̮̎͑Ả̷̡̘̠͚́̚ͅL̶̲̺͕̞͒̄̄ with me, is that clear?

Jiraiya: Man... You are demanding, aren't you?! *Sighs* Fine.

Ryoko: *points to snake* that one, can i burn it?

Jiraiya: Yeah, whatever. But that's not him *Jiraiya runs off to the burnt down village*

Ryoko: yeah yeah save the blaming for later, ima go burn something cause i bored *disables a barrier* >:3

Jiraiya: Hey, no!!- Ughhhh...

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