lol this glitch cat is cute

Charge: hello

*yawns in a VERY VERY VERY high pitch sound*

Charge: MY EARS
Apple: that doesn’t hurt my ears

*le stop*

Apple: okay

*purrs*

Apple: so cute

mew

Apple: awwwwwwww

Me: hmmmmmm where did you come from?

(a game)

Me: ....

Chomp kitty:mew

"Uhhhh, want some Tuna? I have a can."

Chomp kitty :Mew(sure)

* I pull a can of tuna out of my pocket, open it, and place it down on the floor*

Catch it if i have pokeball and if i dont maybe hug ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hi kitty *pets him/her/them*

mew!

*picks up da kitty* *huggo* :3 your very cute

(Carlos} WOAH WOAH WOAH
*gets into a defensive position with a ton of wooden spoons*

*it looks like its laughing*

(Carlos} *reverses time to before the glitch came out and puts fixes the game*

*came back out and licks u like a kitty*

(Carlos} *calms down and growls calmy*

*jumps on ye*

Chomp kitty:mew?

(Carlos} *teleports to the kitchen and makes 2 pizzas, 1 made with human flesh*

Chomp kitty:meow meow (why would i eat human flesh?)

(Carlos} I was gonna have the human flesh pizza
Ill make another one
What toppings u want

Chomp kitty:mew

Chomp kitty:moew(a normal pizza)

(Carlos} Alright
*goes to make a regular pizza*

*blinks*

(Carlos} *comes back with the pizzas* Lets eat! *absolutely shreds the human flesh pizza*

*it refuse it eat the pizza*

(carlos} Why not

(Carlos} Im back
*hands a regular pizza*

Ulilea: "Uhmmm... Yeah imma go now"

*follows*

Ulilea: *she teleports away*

*teleports to Ulilea and lick her*

Ulilea: "AH! Oh hi kitty" *pet pet*

*purrs*

Ulilea: "Is this a real cat?"

*yawns in a VERY VERY VERY high pitch sound*

*u found that ALL of the glass broke*

Ulilea: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY EAR DRUMS!"

*u see a button beeping on its collar...tap it!*

*boop*

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....stops*

Ulilea: "Phew!"

Chomp kitty:mew

Ulilea: "I would understand you but I can't for now at least"

(glitched)

Ulilea: "Ok uhmm what does it eat?"

(in the game Chonp kitty it eats pizzas.....and any thing)

Ulilea: "Uhm what do I do?" *pat pat*

Chomp kitty:mew!

Ulilea: "STOP BEING SO CUTE!"

*it puts its big paws on your face*

Ulilea: *muffled noises*

*purrrrrrs*

Ulilea: "AWWW!"

*tke hand off and lick*

Ulilea: "Ugh your so cute!"

Chomp kitty:mew!

Ulilea: *pat*