please

Illinois is better than Wisconsin

shut up fib

No you

it doesn’t say fwb you doodoo face

Ohok

Well you suck

NO YOU SUCK

AND YOU’RE NOT INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY

Good I didn't want to be invited anyway

**AND** WE’LL HAVE PIZZA

No no wait I wanna be invited I'm sorry

okay

Yay

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Did I ask?

yes you did

i made you

Did I ask if you made me?

i am your mother

Did I ask for you to be my mother?

idk did you

No. Since when were you my mother?

since when you were born

But mom-

what

Mom, I dropped shit into the toilet-

that’s what it’s for...

I dunno....I thought it was for drinking....

okay

drink the lemonade in there it’s really good

Thats lemonade?

yes

*starts drinking lemonade from toilet*

drink, my child

*spits it on you*
THATS NOT LEMONADE-
*starts locking towel*

Licking*

no no it is

Prove it!!!

no

Then im right

no

Yes Because you won't prove it

Pumped up kicks sucks
That's more just like upset you but oh well

okay

hmm
You're a poopoo head

STOP IT OT YOU’RE NOT INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY

:o
U smell like butt

STOP IT

U look like pee

NO YOU LOOK LIKE PEE AND ARE NOT INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY

HAHA DID I STRIKE A NERVE THERE?
*pushes*

S-Step Scrubs?

*smac* shhh

*cries*

Wait no I'm sorry *hug*

*cries more*

Actually im supposed to bully u
UR ALSO NOT INVITED TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY

*pulls out a gun*

. Ok no calm down-
What do I need to do to live-

*shoots myself*

.

*bleeds everywhere*

*heals* WHYD U SHOOT URSELF

*TREATS INJURIES*

*dead*

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