Wave- WAIT WHY DID HE BECOME A SEAWING-

Hex: NO.

Wave: yes

Hex: NoOoOoOo

Iceball:oh no!

Wave: I’m not killing anyone... yet that is

Frigid: bruh

Wave: shut the f**k up, you fatass

Frigid; bruh I haven’t eaten anyone in a while

Wave: s u r e

Frigid: I heard the dumbass teenager killed you
*she laughs*

Wave: HE HAD THAT POISON THAT PITCH GOT HIS HANDS ONTO-

Frigid: even after you knew he had killed blaze, who is admittedly way stronger then you ha, you still tried to kill him. What a dumbass

Wave: ...yes that was stupid

Frigid: also your “girlfriend” is shit. She tried to make up with me but I knew I clearly couldn’t trust her as you and her won’t even take care of your own son simply because he’s “different”

Wave: who cares about his personality.... forget what I just said

Frigid: look, I don’t like him either but I want to keep ice safe

Wave: idk

Frigid: somehow I convinced old triangle face to take care of my daughter

Wave: so you are being lazy at parenting-

Sunstorm: *laughing* HYPOCRITE

Frigid: NO IM FACING THE FACTS, I CANT PROTECT HER FROM MANIACS LIKE THE DUMBASS ELDRITCH CAT

Wave: yep

Frigid: how do you live with her?

Wave: also Fakie exists as well but she’s very easy to deal with

Frigid: yeah

Wave: same, also guess what she forced me to do with her

Frigid: the planet thing?

Wave: and the occasional weird ass mortal who thinks that they can do anything

Frigid; eh they’re easy to deal with

Wave: why? Also I wouldn’t ever trust that bitch with Moon or Sun

Frigid: because he can protect her. Plus he’s not as much of a “goody toe shoes” as he seems

Wave: also do you still even eat people

Frigid: what else do you think I eat? It’s just not as noticeable as I’m not a fatass food addict like blaze is

Wave: it’s just free food, also I should probably find Sun

Frigid: yeah you probably should

Wave: count the amount of times I’ve done things to Ice, take that as proof if you do

Frigid: I know, you’re a terrible person as well

Wave: not always

Frigid: eh

Wave: at this point, even I wonder what the hell is wrong with her, AND EVERYONE IN MELONREN CONSIDERS ME AS INSANE AS HER

Frigid: compared to her you’re a fairy princess

Wave: well he tried to kill Moon, and I did that so Blaze wouldn’t f**kin kill him

Frigid: as I thought, you are a much better parent

Wave: I know she is terrible, and she scratched one of Sun’s eyes out

Frigid: didn’t you kick him out oh the meme realm though? I did hear that he ate Thomas after that lmao

and he just kidnapped a child

Totally not any sort of plot shit in a story (besides) Melonren I am working on