LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
at my new skool we cant have any "gaps" on our pants as its " sexuialy offesive" this girl named "moss" slaped my teacher then said shut the frack up.

I got written up because I ripped a whole in my knee playing soccer. Bruh.

le oof

I got written up because I called someone who cheated in the game four square a shitty asshole

I don’t get written up for language. The only swearing I do is Swedish and the kids either A) Never understand or B) are my friends and swear back.

just scream DUMMKOPF

I scream Jävla helvete and it gets the job done

BITC- wtffff

Yeah. I was wearing to-the-floor-jeans (because I have a personal vendetta against shorts) and there was a hole the size of MAYBE a quarter and I got dress coded.

WHAT THE F**K, MAN?

THIS IS AMERICA WE CAN BRING GUNS TO SCHOOL BUT WE CANT WEAR SHOES WITH A HOLE

Yeah, but heaven forbid a girl wear a shirt that doesn’t go down to her wrist (an actual rule we have)

frickn wot m8

XD yeah
My entire public school experience I had to wear clothes that covered my butt cuz y’know, the baggy denim jeans I wear every single day just aren’t doing it.

i jsut go with a bag and shorts a sweatshirt and shoes NO DAMN SOCKS

I’m dressed head to neck all year. Doc martins, high waisted jeans cuz (I’m short and all jeans are high waisted jeans on me), any grubby long sleeve I can get my hands on, and a tshirt over the first one for good measure.

oh gwad

this is a story how me an my gf got sent home on the day of a summer themed dance. it was a week before 7th grade ended. My gf is one of the top 5 hottest girls at my school. i'm really tall for a kid my age. but anyway i was wearing black adidas basketball shoes, black jeans and a hawaiian shirt. she was wearing short jean shorts a tank top and some sandals. so we go to lunch and my principal sees what she's wearing and says come to my office after lunch. at that point she starts crying because her mom and boyfriend treat her like garbage and if they found out that she got sent home you wouldn't believe what they will to her. so i tell her its gonna be ok and i will go with her. she nods and starts to calm down a bit. lunch ends and we go to the office and i see our principal sitting in his chair glaring at us. so we both go in and he shuts the door and starts yelling saying stuff like "this school does not accept w**res" and stuff like that. Shes bawling at this point and im like "her moms boyfriend will beat her if you send her home" and he just sighs and says "mr blake... You can go home with ms prostitute" i wanted to kill him at this point because shes not. so i say cmon lets go and i walk out hugging my gf whos just bawling. i call my mom and told her what happened while my gf is by her friends crying and one of them comes up to me and asks what happened. i just told the head of the school is a dick and walk out with my gf. That was last summer and she currently lives with me because my mom found out what they do to her.

br-

same at my school but with food. once my mom gave me an oreo- A FREAKING OREO- and one of the lunch moniters made me throw it away. The next week, I saw a girl in my class drinking coke. Her parents probably paid the lunch moniters to let her drink it since they were rich.

Same with shoulders. At my school, if you show your shoulders then you have to wear a shirt that the school gives you that says “Tomorrow I will dress for success” basically shaming us.
We have an inside joke with out math teacher that “Shoulders make babies.”

It’s not even an annoying girl thing to say the dress code is unfair because it is.
One time our whole class was sweating to death cuz we were A) In August B) By the steaming cafeteria C) without air conditioning cuz it was full of dead lizards.
One of my friends was so hot and he started deliriously laughing and he pulled his shirt 90% off so that it was just on his neck like a scarf (leaving everything from his belt to his neck exposed bruuuuuh), nobody said a thing.

*sigh* OF COURSE WHEN I WEAR AN OLD BASKETBALL JERSEY, I GET WRITTEN UP NECAUSE YOU CAN SEE MY INNER ARM EVEN THOUGH MY SLEEVES ARE 4 INCHES THICK

Omg. And I thought my school is bad

LIZARDS!???? DEAD LIZARDS!!??

Geckos, yeah

oh god! Blah!

nailed it

Damm not even the clown can't do shit to jorgy when he does this

School: sees boy wearing shorts a tank top and some shorts.
School: ok yeah I get it it's a hot day
School: sees girl wearing shorts just above her knee
School: you little piece of s-

I cant relate, but funny meme lol

Lol

Actually, at my school, there's a dress code and people break it all the time and no one cares.

in my old school wearing hats inside was counted as rude 0-0

thats how my school is