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History memes, my dudes |  "If you're ever walking and you come across a squad that you can't identify, fire some bullets over their heads so it won't hit anyone. If the response is a storm of rapid, precise bullets, they're British. If their response is a sh*tstorm of machinegun fire, they're German. If they throw down their arms and surrender, they're Italian, and if nothing happens for five minutes and then a nuke is dropped and you all explode, they're Americans."; Wisdom from a ww2 veteran: (Real quote) | image tagged in blank white template | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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ur actually right no one can say your wrong but wheres the russia if there was russia in this quote it would be if your hit with bottles of vodka there russian
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Haha, yes. I wish the guy had said that. That would have been pretty epic.
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į̴̛͇̣̹̮͈͔̬̬̜̯͍͕͎̳͍͙̟̱͓̮̫̣̣͇̣̠͎̩̄͒̀̾́̃͊͒͋̎̈́̔̎̇̈́̔̉̈́̆̈̋̊̈́͑̆̇̀͆͗́̂̂͌͊͐͘̕͘̚̕̚̚͘͜͠͠͝͝͝͠ ̵̨̨͎͔̳͍͈̦̖̣̙̻̻͔̬̗̣͍̳͙͓̳͙̱̣͎̺͙̟̞̣̜͖̳͕̩̳̫̙̂͒͋̊̀͌͒͆́͌̇̿͌̿̏̄̊̀͂̉̐͌͐ͅt̷̡̢̧̛̼̝̙͔̳̠̲̦̗͎͖̳̯͉̻̲̤̞̮̥̍̀̐̐̍̿͛́̏̆̊̄̓̈́̋͒̽͆̉͐̎͘̕̚͝͝ͅͅa̶̢̨̙͕̱̳̩̰̦̖͚̦͚̘̿̅̉̑̑͊̓͆͑͛̊̔̀k̴̡̢̜͚̱̠͉͙͉̗̘̩͎̺̞̰̻͙̞̥̻̜̙̩̈̈́͂̐̅̓̈́͊̔̃̂̅̂͒̂͋͗̉͒͋͊̊̋͗̈́̃̔̇̐̀̈́͒͗̃̂̑͋̔̃̍́͋͌͘͝͠͝ͅȩ̵̨̨͍̫͚͖̝̭͖͖̝͎̙͇̣͇̯̠͈̭̳̭̺̙̬͉͚̠͎͗̌̈́́̌̈́̋̐̉̇͐͆̐͊̃̀̓̚̕͘͜͠ ̵̨̨̛̬͇̯̦̳͓̖͔̖̠͈͉͎͉̤̯̫͇̤̜͕̖͕̼̗͙̗̺̞̘̣͔̟̩̜̻͊̎́̿̄̓̔̓̃̅̂̊̀̌̏͒̈́̈̊̈́̏͋̑͆̃̏͗́̈͗͘͜͠͝͝ͅt̵̡̧̢̢̺̤͕͉̣͎̦͚̫̖̬̺̜̪̪̲̟̻̠̭͚̙̫̹͍͉̘̭̖̺͕̬̫̖͇͍͕̲̬͆̋́͗̿̆̋͋͛̈́̽̒̇̀̈́̇͑̓͋̊͊̍̌͘̚̕̕̕̚͜͠͠ͅͅḩ̶̨̨̢̛̣̳͚̜͓͍̼̻͎͕͖͖͉̙̗͖͈̼̯͚̤̫̣͇̱̭̹̦̼̯̻̥̣̻̜̬͈̱̦͍̲̔̓͒̄̈̋̈́̈̊̓̄́̓̈́̈̀́̇̓̊̉̔̋͐̑͌̏̋̄̈̔̅́̀̚͘͜͝͝͝ͅͅa̷̢̠̣̭̅͒͆̍̃̈́̎͆͝t̷̨̲͚̭̪͔͙̩͉̮͔͇̳̫̖̣̱̩͇̻̖̟̜͙̱̩̜̲͚̙͚͕̪̫͎͍̝̖̞͉͍͌̿̔̏̍̿̿͑͘̚̚͜ ̷̡̢̨̛̪͚̙̺̹̳͈̖͓̰̯̱̯͕̝̬̳̣͎̣̪̩̗̣̟̲͕͈̪̪͇̪̣̬̺̦̟͓̲̗̮̱̼̤̈́͐́̀̽̏̈̊̔͑̎̀̍̄͑̽̅̊͒͋͘̚͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅp̷̨̨̛͍̝̪̗̰̳̥͉̙̬̓͛͌͒̃͑̏͑̊̅̃͂̈́͛͌̃̕͜ę̷̨̤̟͙̦̤̟̹̤̝͔̹͎̬̹͍̭̤͓̤̎̂r̵̨̡̛̝̺̝͍̯͈͖̥̰̈̓ş̵̨̛͇͇͎̲̞͈͓̟͓̣͂̍͆̏͂̀̈́̉͌̏̂̎́͌̾͂̑̾̋̓̒͑͊̄͒͂̓̅͘͜͠͠o̵̢̡̢̦̫̮̙̟̫͔͍̗̥͎͖͚̤̙̟̬͍̤̻͚͍̟̩̯̤̘̗̩̻͎̩͚̭͙̙͕̩̝͕͉̰̣̟̙̊̒̈́͒̔͒̊̒͐̓͒͊̀̐̅̃̂̒̇͆͛̕n̵̢̢̛̳̮̭͍̹̠̠͔̗̩̝̗̟̘̘̗̘͚͍͗̂͑̃̊̂̈́̌̃̄̓͌̆̂͌̓̈̌̉̎̏͗̅̂̃̓̒̓̍̐̋̒̒̔̒̚͝ȃ̷̡̛̛̛̺̬͍̰̦͖̱̦̙̺̏̔̍̂̒̎̇͒͊̔̀̎̾̿̀͋̀͛̽̎̌͑́͛̂̃́̃̿͐̿͊̓͂̑̂̈́̈̅̊̕̕͜͝͠͝ļ̶̧̡̨̨̛̥̻̣̬̬̞̭̞̳͚͓̞̟̹͉̥̳͚̹̳̠͓̺̘̳̭̲̥̔͌̎́̉̃͋͒̍͊͛͐̒̊̿͗̓̿͑̉̃̈́̀͛͗̈́̌͐̌͒̏̽͑̅̽̈́̿̇͘̚͜͜͜͝͝l̸̢̡̛̥̗͎̪͚̜̺̣̰̭͔̻̼̙̜̯̼̪̫̰̪͔̱̳̻̰͙̰̙̺̥̙͇̺͚͇̻̻̲͖̯͐̾̎͗̏̑̔̈́͌͂̍̈́́̓̅̍́́̊̆̄̔̆͒͑̓̇͗̇͐͋͒͋́̽̎̕͜͜͝͠ẏ̴̨̡̨̛̰͚͕͈̹͇͔͙̮̩̝͉̣͙͕̰̟̲̤̪̻̬̼̻̬̘͎̫͉͉̖̜͓̘̙̲͚̗̱̺̽̐́̑͊̑̋̃̋̆̎͒͐͊͛͐̀͐̄̅̀͑̆̈́̿͂́̆͐̾͊̽̆̕͘͝͠ͅͅ ̴̢̨̛̘̠̗̹̥̫̥͈̬͉̬̝͈͚͙̞͎̱̙͚̻̟̤͎̝͍̭̗̰͖̱̜̺̳̥͕̯̠̝̖͚̻͉̼̲͓͆̍̈́̓̀̆̐̊̾̈́̈́͊̍͛̽̐̊̊͊̉̌̾̍͌̾͋̀̿̈́̈́̔̒͑̂̃̀̔̚͘͠ͅi̵̮͇̭̱͇͖͉͚̤̜̦͕̰̠̖̮͈̘͇̱̞̖̯̹̳̠͇̯͉̫̮̠̞̻̲͔͇͙̝̻̺̥̰̤̭̳̓͗̓͋̓̑̎̅̑̋̋̏̈́̌̐̋̇̄̅̏̓̈̔̎̄͐́̎̍̾͐̈̽̎̿̂̈̔͑̊̏͆̃͑̌̕̕̕̚͝͝'̶̧̛̛̛̛͙̯̹͙̯͈̫̳̦͖̲̤̗̗͗̀̎̅̓̓̈́̅͆̍̄͂̒̊͗̀̓̏̅͗͒̾̉̆̏̔̎̄̕̚͘͝m̵̢̧̛̭͔͙̝̫̳͓̞͙̱̪͔̙͖̗̖̪̳̭͓̯͙̠̖̘̆̇̏͌̆̆͑͐̃́̃̐̆̓̎̾̌͗͌͐͑͆̒̈́̓̂̀̐̆͋̈́͗̑͐͆̇̉́̌̕͘̕͘͝͠͠͠͝͝͝ͅ ̵͉͔͈̫̜̻̱͆̊͊̅͑͗̇̉͐̿̆͊̈̓̀̿̉̈́̾͌̅̎̿́̒̆͑̒͂̓̀̑͑̈́́̎̀̓̚͘̕͝͝͝ą̷̢̛̛̺͚̯͕̹͕̫̿̐̎̾͐̂̉̏̓̇̾͗̽͌̿̋͛͐̃́͂̈́̾͛̑̏͗̎̿̚͝͝ͅͅm̴̛̹͓͎͇͈̘̾̂̔̿̒͒̃̀́̒̈́̌̑̀̈́̿̆̅̃̒̓̎͌̈́̋̿̀͗͆͋͌̌̆͗̇͂̚̕͠͝ę̵̧̻͍̺̗̖̯͕̤̤̦̣̤̟̞͉͈̘̄̔́̉̾̅̅̌̕͜ŗ̵̧̧̨̢̠͕͙̙͕̖̳̯͙͓̖͖̝͖̭̯̘̜͖͔͇͓̳͈͖͔͓̹͈̖̳̓͒̅̂͘͜i̴̡̢͙͕̱͔̲̥͚̗͈̦̙̥͉̭̤͉̤͉̲̱͛̔́͐̇͋̊͂̔̽͐̔̈́̓̀̓̏͐͂̈́̏̆̇̋͌̎̄̆͂̆̅̍͘͜͠͠͝͝ͅc̶̢̡̨̡̛̘̩͕͉̲̹̫̹̹̩̳̦̝̱̮͍̝̼̩̩͖͇̰̞̮͖̱̤̝͉̰̤͖̭̦̯̣͊͛̍͂̃̀̀̄ͅả̵̹̯͇͓̝̻͈̲̖̳̂̉̊̽̉͐͒̄̈́́̍͊̎̏̈̈́́̈́̓̄̈́͌̏́̐̈́̑̒̇̄̌̂͂͛͘̕̚͝͝͠͝͝ṅ̷̢̧̨̨̢̨̧̢̥̰̟̻̠̟̩̤͉̼̜̰̝̗̲̩̻͍̥͍̫͓̰̖̜̼̗͎̗̮͈̈́́͑̃͊̈̕͜͝ͅͅͅͅͅ ̸̧̢̛̛̛̞̜͉̬̞̹̞̥̜͕̙̺̭̙̰̲̯͓̱̭͉̲̫͓͈̹͈̙̹̲̻̯͍̬̬̤͔̹̼̈́͐̔̆̀͆̽̔͗̔̒́̍̑́̈́̑͗̈̌̆͑̈̐̏̍̀̀̽̎̓͛̓̑̋̄̐̂͆̈̊̚̚͜͜͝͝͝>̷̢̡̢͎̝̥̣̪͈͖̠͈͙͉͈̥̒̂̀͛͋:̷̛̛͙̮̻͇̻͚͉͍̟̞̙̗̲̰̜̮͖͙͔̘̩͎̠̜͈̦͎̮̩̳̀̄̍̑͌́͗͛̿̇̊̈́̐̿̈͌̀͛̊̍̍̆͛̈́̿̊̾͂̎̎̑̄́͋̊͐̅̽̄̈́͒̿̚̚͝͝(̵̨̨̡̧̨̢̛̘̭̗̟͇̬̗͉̮̠̠̺̟̦̦̙̠̣̲͖͕̣̗̲̖̪̤̙̖̞̗̫̟̭͗͋̑̊̈́̆́͌̊̍̐͒͋͌̓͆̈̅̃̿̉̓͐̀͒̂̍̋̊̄͑͘͜͝ͅ
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We got a number one victory royale
Yeah, Fortnite, we 'bout to get down (Get down)
Ten kills on the board right now
Just wiped out Tomato Town
My friend just got downed
I revived him, now we're heading south-bound
Now we're in the Pleasant Park streets
Look at the map, go to the marked sheet

[Chorus: All]
Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today
You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake
I really love to chug jug with you
We can be pro Fortnite gamers

[Verse 2: All]
He said
"Hey broski, you got some heals and a shield pot?
I need healing and I am only at 1 HP"
Hey dude, sorry, I found nothing on this safari
I checked the upstairs of that house but not the underneath yet
There's a chest that's just down there
The storm is coming fast and you need heals to prepare
I've got V-Bucks that I'll spend
More than you can contend
I'm a cool pro Fortnite gamer (Cool pro Fortnite—)

Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today
You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake
I really love to chug jug with you
We can be pro-Fortnite gamers

La-la-la-la-la-e-ya
La-la-la-la-la-e-ya
La-la-la-la-la-e-ya
Will you be my pro Fortnite gamer? (Pro Fortnite gamer)

[Verse 3: All]
Can we get a win this weekend?
Take me to Loot Lake
Let's change the game mode and we can Disco Dominate
Let's hop in an ATK
Take me to the zone
I'm running kind of low on mats, I need to break some stone
Dressed in all his fancy clothes
He's got Renegade Raider and he's probably a pro
He just shot my back
I turn back and I attack
I just got a victory royale
A victory royale

Take me to your Xbox to play Fortnite today
You can take me to Moisty Mire, but not Loot Lake
I really love to chug jug with you
We can be pro Fortnite gamers
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You are accused of anti-soviet behavior | image tagged in you are accused of anti-soviet behavior | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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0 ups, 2d,
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no
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0 ups, 2d
These lyrics are cursed
I can't get them off my head
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"If you're ever walking and you come across a squad that you can't identify, fire some bullets over their heads so it won't hit anyone. If the response is a storm of rapid, precise bullets, they're British. If their response is a sh*tstorm of machinegun fire, they're German. If they throw down their arms and surrender, they're Italian, and if nothing happens for five minutes and then a nuke is dropped and you all explode, they're Americans."; Wisdom from a ww2 veteran: (Real quote)
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