I’m eating cooki’s

U may not touch the great scrub_Mcgee >:(

*PETS HEAD*

NO *SLICES HAND*

I WILL MAKE A TIRAMISU OUT OF YOUR FINGERS IF YOU TOUCH ME

;-:
*Slowly puts head on head*
Pls

:D

*Pets head*

:3

Ur a S M O L bean >:D

Bruh
*Pats head*

>:D

That's going to be a lot of people lmao

Ik
*Pets head*

not gonna happen *insta-kills you*

h a h a h a h a h a

*Still pets head*
I am Immortal

*wasn't even there*
IMMORTALITY DOESN'T MATTER- I mean look at god of war, all the gods there died .-.

BECAUSE THEY DIED FROM-
YOU KNO WHAT IM NOT EXPLAINING

they still died though so I can kill you :D *kills you*

e z c l a p

SCREEEEE
*Pats head*

*you didn't even pat anything, just air*
ha I is too fast for you
s l o w p o k e

*Naruto runs after you to area 51*
Lmao

Me who's actually Naruto
you can't best me at my own game :D

That’s what Sakura says

Well I just said it now
what you gonna do about it?

Ima f**k your mom XD

uh- hello? I'm naruto
my moms dead-

I wanna break da cookies.

SCREEEEEEE
*Slaps head*

SCREEEE *breaks ur cookies*

Noooo
*cri*

*gives 1000000000000000 cookies*

Yessss
*laughs*

*Angy*
*Slaps face*
*SHOOTS FACE*
*BITES NECK*

LMFAOOO "BITES NECK"

SUFFER

Nah man I really ain't.

Rivers a nerd LIKE ME :3
But I’m more like a sports dide

Ayo nice
and yeah lol same.

One of my friends is name River XD

oh lmao cool XD

lets not break cookie

*PATS HEAD*

yes lets break cookie

haha no

Already did.

WHAT

I broke da cookies.

how dare

Cause i dare

kicks to the moon

*Pats head*
Adorable

dodge