i used to roll the dice
feel my dick in my enemy's ass
listen as the crowd would sing
now the old king is dead, lol
one minute i held my nuts
next my balls would close on me
and then i discovered sans
upon pillars of salt
and pillars of salt
and pillars of salt
and pillars of salt
i hear jackie chan singing
oue wamu shinderu
beat my meat
my sooooooooooooos
for some reason i can't explain
why we live in a society
where gamers don't rule the world
