Clear: *steals his shades*

Shady: I can always get new ones-

Clear: F**k. *She shakes them off and purple blood drips from them*

Shady: now what the f-

Clear: Dont mind that.

Shady: ok?

(I'm in the CountryHumans fandom now so expect countries)
Russia: Pass the shades.

Shady: why-

Russia: So I can pass them on to USSR, he never tried shades on before

Shady: fine.

(Carlos} *picks him up* s m o l a r a c h n i d b o i

oh god he even has a British accent

Leo: Wait, you're supposed to be menacing?

He's too cute to be menacing.

Galaxycube: who even wears shades-

Gold: my brother.. well, he used to.

Galaxycube: false sense of being “cool,” a reminder that we all pretty much are terrible people

i do when its sunny :D

Claire: why would you want to be menacing when you’re not