My advice? Don't piss her off while confronting her.

*orders vodka* *opens the bottle with his knife and starts drinking it* hey weren't you the one that almost run me over?

Blood: "I mean, probably. I almost ran over a lot of people today."

I could say the same thing but in Afghanistan I ran over many children

Blood: "The difference between you and me is that I can drive well enough to not run people over, soldier boy."

I wasn't drunk I got really bored and they were hungry so they wanted meat and told them to run over the anti meat eaters in result 500 children were dead some I killed with a mosin

Blood: "..."

*Blood moves to the opposite side of the bar. The patrons move aside to make room for her.*

I was just joking jesus f**king crist I am not a sick basterd

*quickly gets in his tank while drank and blacks out in the tank with no air inside*

???: You almost ran me over!

Blood: "I almost ran over a lot of people."

???: Literally. Why tho.

Blood: "When I gotta get somewhere, I don't have time to take the crowded roads, so I take the sidewalks."

???: Isn’t that illegal

Blood: "Maybe. I dunno. The cops don't mind, since they know I'm too good of a driver to hit anyone."

???: Oh come on
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Blood: "The cops are nice to me, as are the patrons of this bar. Don't know why. They just are."

???: Hmmm

Blood: "The patrons here will do pretty much anything I ask them. It's both pleasing and sort of disturbing."

???: Hmmm

(carlos} Lemme get a shot of battery fluid. Oh, hello again

Blood: "Do I know you?"

(Carlos} You almost ran me over with your motorcycle. I regret getting out of the way, cuz I rlly need a chiropractor

Blood: "I could hit you in the spine with a sledgehammer if it'd help."

(Carlos} Yeah, that would work. I have really good damage reduction, so thats perfect

Blood: "Meet me out back in five minutes."

(Carlos} ok

*Blood downs a whiskey, then enters the back room.*

(Carlos} Ight im here

(Carlos} *teleports to the back room*

*Blood picks up her sledgehammer and slams it into your back with enough force to break a normal person's spine.*

(You hear a crack and Carlos exhales in relief}
(Carlos} Thanks, I really needed that

Blood: "Yeah, yeah, whatever."

*Blood resumes her seat at the bar.*

(Carlos} *downs 26 shots of battery fluid* Have a good day

*grabs a drink* why do you go to the same place I do, after almost running me over?

Blood: "I almost ran over a lot of people. Plus, this bar is the only one that serves me drinks for free."

ah i see. you seem smart. so is....running people over a hobby of yours?

Blood: "Of course not. Driving on the sidewalk is merely necessary to get places, since roads are too crowded to be efficient."

True true. so, if that's not a natural hobby of yours, what are your hobbys?

Blood: "A great deal many things, including the glorious sport that is speed-slamming."

smart, i should try it sometimes. i've got a question: where do you keep your uh motorcycle keys?

Blood: "My boots have hollow, detachable heels. Good for hiding keys or flash drives in."

*shoves her over and grabs the keys* then runs outside of the bar to go look for the motorcycle

*The motorcycle is not here.*

*Blood steps outside, laughing.*

Blood: "I didn't take the motorcycle here. Those are the keys to some random guy's car."

*steps towards her* that was good, truly. *walks away then throws the keys at her* shoot, now i have no way home. *asks her if i kan have a ride*

Blood: "If you want a ride, ask the guy who's always sitting by the door. He'll give you one."

well then, when will i see you again? *i say while asking the guy by the door for a ride*

Blood: "I'm always here from 19:00 to 23:00, even if it's closed."

ok, ill see you around *gets in the car* and winks at her as i drive away

*Blood rolls her eyes and re-enters the bar.*

bottom desi:"HEY you almost run me over"

Blood: "I almost ran over many people."

bottom desk:"why the f--- were you driving on the sidewalk?"

Blood: "Roads are too crowded with cars."

bottom desk:"hmm"

Blood: "It's not like I'm going to hit anyone. I'm too good of a driver for that to happen."

bottom desk:"hmm yes ok"

Blood: "Sidewalk driving is actually quite fun if you're skilled enough to perform it without getting arrested."

*Blood downs a whiskey.*

bottom desk:"i can kill you but i won't"

Blood: "Stronger folks have tried, buddy. Nobody's succeeded yet."

bottom desk:"plus i need a break form combat"