My advice? Don't piss her off while confronting her.

Why did you miss >:(

*The barkeep hands Blood a sledgehammer and she hits you in the arm with it.*

*the sledgehammer breaks on impact* -.- That's not very nice

Blood: "You touched me without my permission."

*The sledgehammer reforms.*

*smacks her with a sledgehammer* HOW DOES IT FEEL HUH

*Blood grabs the sledgehammer from you without letting it hit her.*

*She slams it into your spine.*

Blood: "Don't test me, boy."

*the hit relines my spine* Thanks

Blood: "Now, get out of my bar."

nah you don't own me

Blood: "I own the bar, and I have the right to ban you from it. Now get out."

^-^ only if you can beat me in a drink off

Blood: "We don't take kindly to illegal actions in this district."

T^T awwwww man

Blood: "What, did you think just because I drive on the sidewalk I approve of illegal actions?"

I mean that is illegal also I'm just bored

Blood: "Actually, I have a decree from the governor saying that I'm legally allowed to drive on the sidewalk."

=.= did I ask? No I don't think I did

Blood: "Just saying. You try anything illegal, we'll know about it. And you'll regret it."

0>0 ok then....cool

*Blood grins.*

*pets her head and boops her nose*

Blood: "You're on."

*pulls out 4 bottles of Spirytus Vodka* The strongest alcoholic drink there is

Blood: "Technically the strongest alcoholic drink there is is Dionysus' ichor."

Strongest thing I could legally buy without a bartender liscence

Blood: "Barkeep."

*The barkeep puts four bottles on the counter. They contain a golden liquid with purple swirls in it.*

Blood: "Dionysus' ichor. The strongest alcohol there is. You still wanna have this drink-off?"

F**K YEAH, It's been 5 years since I had one of these

*The barkeep fills ten shot glasses and slides five to you and five to Blood.*

Barkeep: "You know the rules. Drink at the same time. No starting your next glass until the other person has finished theirs."

bet, get us a trash can we're gonna need it

*The barkeep puts a trashcan in between the two of you.*

Barkeep: "Are you ready to start?"

More ready then the tryna snipe me rn *points at guy with a sniper that I wasn't looking at on top of a roof*

Blood: "Because I'm a good driver."

*hands her an sniper rifle* Wanna go hunting with me?

Blood: "No. I don't do guns."

oh, what about parkour?

Blood: "No matter what you ask, I'm going to say no. I don't go out and do stuff with strangers."

ok blood, I'm gonna go spike some kids drinks wanna come

Blood: "Where are you going to find kids? There aren't any kids in this part of town."

There is a high school party going on, I'm gonna go spike the drinks

Blood: "...you know that's illegal, right?"

=_= So?

Blood: "You can't be shot at from outside if you're inside the bar. The whole building is bulletproof. We could take a tank round to the windows and be fine."

Barkeep: "Let's just get this over with. Ready... go!"

*Blood grabs her first shot and downs it.*

*downs a shot*

Barkeep: "Next."

*The barkeep takes the two now-empty shot glasses and refills them.*

*Blood downs another shot. Her eyelid twitches.*

*downs another*
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Avery noticed her and rolled their eyes. " Thanks for almost killing me earlier. Really appreciated it. Great way to start my already depressing day."

Blood: "I didn't almost kill you. I wouldn't have hit you unless I was trying to. I'm too good of a driver for accidental hits."

" I mean, I wouldn't call almost hitting someone good driving, but it's opinion I guess. "

Blood: "Any sidewalk driving where nobody gets hit is good sidewalk driving."

*Blood downs a whiskey.*

Blood: "Sorry if you people get freaked out when I sidewalk drive, but your fear is unreasonable. Everybody knows I never hit anyone."

" Why would you even drive on a sidewalk? It's for walking, hence the name."

Blood: "Roads are too crowded, sidewalk driving's the only way to get where I'm going on time."