Behavior card day...

Teacher: ok class. today we will be doing the behavior chart day. there will be 13 colors, so pay attention closely

+Positive+

infinity card: means you can skip all the grades, and collage forever
gold card:10 years off
blue card:5 years off
light blue/cyan card: 2.5 years off
green card:0.25 years off
light green/turquoise card:1 month off

neutral

white card: nothing happens.

-NEGITIVE-

beige card: a talk after class
light red: detention for 30 min
red: detention for 1hr
dark red card: suspended for 1 week
fire card: suspended for 1 month
skull card: in dead meat/expelled forever

teacher: ok your color will change whenever you do good or bad.

Classic cailou: Like colors that match your crap? Ha(x10)

teacher: ok, just for that, your card is going down to beige.

classic cailou: OH THANKS YOU STUPID ASS!

teacher: ok now I am skipping light red and going to red.

*fighting noise in the background*
zack: owwww

teacher: ok who the hell beat up zack?

william: It was james.

teacher: How dare you james? you're card is going to dark red. and zack, I am sorry about that, how about a turquoise card for all your troubles?

zack: thank you teacher

teacher: you're welcome zack, and just for good manners, your card moves up to green

teacher: and for william, since you told the truth, you're card gets moved up to green as well.

william: thank you very much.

teacher: you're welcome william, and just for good manners, your card is going up to cyan

Cailou: you're the best teacher ever.

teacher: Thank you cailou. your card is going up to green.

cailou: thank you very much, mr teacher.

teacher: you're welcome, and again, for elliquite manners, your card is going up to blue.

cailou: and can I wash the chalkboard please?

teacher: yes you may cailou, and for your generosity, your card is going up to gold.

dark cailou: NO I WANT THE GOLD CARD. YOU CHANGE CAILOUS CARD TO THE SKULL CARD AND GIVE ME THE GOLD CARD!

teacher: No, and just for what you did, you're card will go down to light red.

dark cailou: you're the worst teacher ever

teacher: I heard that!

teacher: ok I need to head to the restroom. don't do anything fishy.

*classic cailou changes his card to infinity*

teacher: *comes back* OMG! who the hell changed classic cailou's card to infinity? I will check the cameras.

DUN DUN DUNNNN

teacher: classic cailou, that's it, you are getting the skull card.

classic cailou: Wa (x100) can I please have another chance?

teacher: 𝐀𝐁𝐒𝐎𝐋𝐔𝐓𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐂 𝐂𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐎𝐔 𝐆𝐎 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐈𝐏𝐀𝐋𝐒 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐄 𝐍𝐎𝐖

teacher: ok, it is 2 o'clock. class is dismissed.

principal: Cailou, you look happy. what card did you get?

cailou: I got the gold card.

principal: woah. you are a wonderful student! you will have your ten years off starting when you get home. I will miss you.

cailou: I will miss you to.

MEANWHILE WITH CLASSIC CAILOU

Principal: classic cailou, which card did you get.

classic cailou: um (x50) you will not be happy when you hear this, but I got the skull card

principal: 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐂 𝐂𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐎𝐔, 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐃𝐈𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃. 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐃 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄

boris: 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐂 𝐂𝐀𝐈𝐋𝐎𝐔, 𝐖𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐎 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐑𝐘 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐆𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐋 𝐂𝐀𝐑𝐃 𝐈𝐍 𝐂𝐋𝐀𝐒𝐒 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐘. 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓'𝐒 𝐈𝐓 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐃 (𝐱𝟓) 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝟒𝟕𝟖𝟑𝟔𝟓𝟑𝟖𝟗𝟔𝟗𝟑𝟗𝟔𝟑𝟗𝟐𝟔𝟐𝟔𝟐𝟗𝟔𝟓𝟗𝟔𝟓𝟗 𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐒. 𝐆𝐎 𝐓𝐎 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐑𝐎𝐎𝐌 𝐍𝐎𝐖

doris: and for you caliou, for getting the gold card, you are ungrounded forever. you can do whatever you want.

who the hell are you