“N-Nono, no need to put it back on...”

Thomas:?

Neo: *pointing to Lux and Kobe* they kept asking questions-

Kobe: that mask thing... it wasn’t part of your body all along??

Thomas: huh, interesting. Also sparky are you forever corrupted like this or what? Oh wait... neo... do your parents know about..

Sparky: *shrug* and I w a s a w i t n e s s w h e n t h e r e d o n e a t e h i m .

Thomas: ugh... why is she like this... but uh.... are you guys ok with our relationship?..

Lux: your what?

Thomas: oh... well.. lux we’re... dating

Lux: 0_____________0

Thomas:*shy* sorry I didn’t tell you guys sooner...

*he hugs both of them while eeeing.*

Thomas: huh?

Lux: I HAVE NO WORD TO DESCRIBE THIS FEELING. *tears of joy intensifies*

Thomas: uhh

Lux: I just.. don’t know how to react.

Thomas: ngl I thought you would be angry

Lux: I’m more angry about the red one.

Thomas: same... I wish I could murder her... but I mean we didn’t start out on the best terms so I don’t know I thought you might not have been happy about us..

Lux: that’s understandable.

Thomas: I don’t know... I was slightly worried

Sparky: I still feel bad about that one time I attacked you.

Thomas: that was rightfully deserved and I in no way hold it against you

Pitch: I know a way to do so-

Sunstorm: well it isn’t permanent so who cares

Thomas: if it isn’t permanent than what’s the point

Pitch: self defense type shit, and this works against anyone

Thomas: ok then I’m listening

Pitch: okay so one of my friends is literally a toxic sentient mushroom and they occasionally need the more mushroom top part trimmed, the thing is this person is so poisonous it can kill someone like Blaze with enough of it, which actually turns out to be a small piece of it, I managed to make some of the trimming a liquid and 5 drops usually kills one of the gods of this shitty place quickly

Thomas: oh

Pitch: *hands two bottles full of a blue and glowing liquid to Thomas* give one to Bugs

Thomas: will do, thanks a lot

Pitch: try to use as little as possible if you can

Thomas: I will

Pitch: *walks off*

Sunstorm: that’s kinda suspicious that he gave you that, probably some form of false protection

Thomas: maybe

*meanwhile Fakie can be heard screaming*

Sunstorm: HOES MAD-

Thomas: what’s her issue?

Sunstorm: she’s mad that Pitch gave you that stuff, because she wants you to suffer

Thomas: makes sense

Fakie: YOU MOTHERF**KERS-

Thomas: ha!

*Fakie shoves Thomas into a portal leading to the meme realm*

Thomas: ugh

Fakie: I’m testing something with that shit you got from Pitch

*the portal closes*

Thomas: damnit

*he then gets grabbed by Blaze*

Thomas: f**k

Blaze: although Fakie pushed you into here, I don’t actually care that she did *she eats him*

Thomas: don’t think there’s any better time
*he sprinkles a tiny bit of the powder inside of her*

(It’s a liquid)

Blaze: what-

(He pours a bit)
Thomas: whats wrong blaze?
(Being sarcastic)

*she then pukes him up*

Blaze: WHAT THE F**K-

*she then somehow just falls backwards, dead*

Thomas: hell yeah! Pitch wasn’t faking

Moon: why did you kill my mother- AND WHY ISNT SHE A PILE OF DUST

Thomas: she ate me, and I don’t know I poisoned her

Moon: WELL DONT DO IT IN FRONT OF ME-

Thomas: I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE THERE

Moon: it’s ok..... I slightly feel bad about my mother though.... please don’t hold that against me

Thomas: uhh also a couple days ago your dumbass brother ate me

Moon: he was acting weird before my father threw him out of here.... mainly because he attacked me for some reason

Thomas: yeah he’s an asshole

Moon: not really....

Thomas: bruh

Moon: my parents don’t treat him well.....

Thomas: fair enough but

Moon: but his actions aren’t okay

Thomas: ye

Moon: I never thought he would do what he did to you

Thomas:..

Moon: *begins to cry*

Thomas: uh

Moon: FAKIE GOT TO HIM-

Sunstorm: no she didn’t, it was his own choice

Thomas: yeah he did that on his own because of how your parents treated him

Moon: so there is actually favoritism going on?

Thomas: yes

Moon: so that explains why if someone hurts me in the slightest way, they get swallowed whole by one of my parents

Thomas: exactly

Moon: most people who hurt me don’t deserve that to happen to then

Thomas: yeah

*Blaze’s corpse turns to a pile of ash*

Moon: uh- what just happened?

Thomas: the dumb f**k is going to respawn soon

Moon: and I bet my father’s gonna be pissed-

Thomas: yeah..

Moon: also what was that weird bottle I saw you holding?

Thomas: poison

Moon: please don’t use that on my father...

Thomas: I will if he comes after me

Moon: no- please don’t do that if he does-

Thomas: I’m not just gonna let him kill me

Moon: BUT DONT KILL HIM- ATTEMPT TO REASON-

Thomas: fine, but if he doesn’t care I’ll kill him

Moon: I wish my parents weren’t murderous jerks....

Thomas: well you can thank fakie for that

Moon: I know already, she’s the only person.... besides K.S, that I hope dies and never respawns

Thomas: yep

*for some reason, Thomas gets pulled into a portal and then gets eaten by Wave*

Thomas: this is because I killed blaze right?

Wave: well no shit

Thomas: fakie put me here and blaze ate me, all I did was defend myself

Wave: I don’t care

Thomas: fine
*he pours a small amount of the liquid*

*he then pukes Thomas up*

Wave: and Pitch gave that stuff to you- *turns to a pile of sand*

Thomas: yeah you motherf**ker

Sunstorm: I bet you could sell that sand for a ton of money, there is no such thing as blue sand so it could work out-

Thomas: ok

Sunstorm: wait- are you actually gonna do it-

Thomas: no cause it’ll probably disappear or something

Sunstorm: it doesn’t if it’s from that poison you use, besides you can probably get a lot of money for that sand shit here

Thomas. Ok

Sunstorm: maybe you could buy a house with the money that you get by selling it
*he hands him a empty glass jar*

Thomas: Mk
*he puts the sand in the jar*

*Sunstorm opens a portal*

Sunstorm: go sell it

*thomas goes through and sells it*

Sunstorm: so how much is it worth?

(How much actually is it?)

(Probably at least 500k, it’s highly valued for experiments and research)

Thomas: 650k

Sunstorm: so what are you gonna do with it?

Thomas: probably get a house

Sunstorm: do it

Thomas: k

Sunstorm: should I help you find one or should I go-

Thomas: I think I can do it on my own but thanks for the help

Sunstorm: I guess you should be on your way-

Thomas: bye
*leaves*

Why are you ignoring me-

I didn’t know you had responded

Sparky: it’s child abuse-

Thomas: I did so much shit to you so uhhh

Bloo: but hey it’s in the past-

Thomas: yeah...

Lux: we’re just proud-

Thomas: about what?

Lux: your relationship.

Thomas:..
*he hugs lux and sparky*
Thomas: thanks guys..

Lux: no problem!

Neo: *smiles*

Thomas: *smiles back*

Neo: I did knew I was going to get eaten.

Thomas: and you accepted this relationship anyway?

Neo: *nod*

Thomas: *hugs him* I’ll try to protect you as best as I can..

Neo: even if we’re unable to protect each other because no one can outrun her..

Thomas: yeah..

*he kisses him.*

Thomas: *blushes and kisses him back, pulling him close*

Neo: —w—

Thomas: I love you so much

Neo: so do I.

Thomas: wait does my brother know yet..

Neo: wait, I think he does, I remember him walking to me and talking about how happy he is for you.

Thomas: oh?

Neo: I think..

Thomas: well uhh.. do you wanna go out to dinner maybe?

Neo: that’ll sound great!

Thomas: ok, where to? You can pick

Neo: not really sure..

Thomas: what kind of food do you like?

Neo: also not sure-

Thomas: well pizza?

Neo: hm.. sure.

Thomas: ok, I have a license so I can drive us there
(Yeah he’s 16 as of 2021 if you didn’t already know)

(I know-)

Neo: nice!

Thomas: *hops in his car*

*he gets inside as well.*

Thomas: *starts driving to the pizza place*

Neo: *relaxing*

Thomas: *just humming to himself while driving*

*he’s still chilling.*

*they pull up at the pizzaria*

Neo: so this is the place?

Thomas: yep

Neo: alrighty.

Thomas: *parks*
Let’s go

*he heads out of the car.*

*thomas follows him*

*they walk into the place.*

Thomas: *sits down at a table*

*he sits with him.*

Thomas: so what kind do you want?

Neo: I guess I could just go with something “classic”.

Thomas: ok
*he orders a traditional cheese pizza for them to share*

Neo: *(he chill-)*

*the waiter brings the pizza over*

Neo: *tail wag*

Thomas: *opens the box*

*he has his tongue out.*

Thomas: uhh neo?

Neo: ?

Thomas: why are you sticking your tongue out?

Neo: the pizza just looks delicious-

Thomas: ok, why don’t you take a piece?

Neo: ok. *he does so and takes a bite out of it*

Thomas: how do you like it?

Neo: *insert star eyes*

Thomas: *grabs his own piece*

Neo: *just eating*

*thomas is as well*

Neo: —w—

Thomas: this is nice

Neo: mhm!

Thomas: *eats another piece*

*Neo manages to fit a piece into his mouth.*

Thomas: slow down there tiger, there’s plenty of time lol