Human Blaze (now stab her, then me)

Bn: rot in jail

Blaze: no

Sunstorm: I’m going to kill every god in this multiverse then myself

Bn: you are shit

Blaze: I’d like to hear an original insult for once

Bn: no

Blaze: *teleports somewhere*

Sunstorm: and I bet someone is going to die soon

Bn: ye

Sunstorm: probably either that one baby Icewing or Bugs

Bn: probably

Fakie: TIME TO THROW THE CHILD IN THE MEME REALM-

Sunstorm: what the f**k, Fakie

Bn: you physically can’t get her away from me

*Fakie tries to pull Ice into a random portal*

(Nothing happens)

Sunstorm: should one of us check?

Bn: well I have ice right here with me, I was trusted to take care of her but I don’t know where bugs is

Hex: *runs off*

Blaze: so where is this so called boyfriend of one of them

Octa: *pointing to a bubble that has Neo inside of it*

Neo: and of course I expected this time to come... dad’s going to go apeshit..

Blaze: *is trying to get to Neo*

*Octa just makes the bubbles pop and Neo falls to the ground.*

*Blaze then shifts to her normal form and eats Neo*

Neo: *sigh*

Blaze: you better tell him I did this, mainly because it’s funny when one of you idiots are trying to “kill” me

Blaze: WHY THE F**K WERE YOU ON THAT SITE-

Sparky: IT WASN’T ME- ok, maybe it were me but I don’t remember..

Kobe: oh, and dad.. what the hell were you looking at on Twitter?

Sparky: WHY DID YOU GO ON THERE AS WELL!?

Kobe: you forgot to log out of that shared account-

Neo: THE ACCOUNT WAS SHARED BY PEOPLE?

Hex: SHUT UP ABOUT IT.

Blaze: why the f**k don’t you use incognito mode-

Hex: ...shit.

Octa: *pointing to the bottle of toxic waste Hex has* WHAT’S THIS?

Hex: NONONONONO-

Blaze: what is that-

Octa: he used that during his “free time”.

Hex: shut up-

Blaze: so he was masturbating with that?

Octa: can confirm. *about to put on a holograph*

Blaze: wait a minute... do you have a fetish when I eat you

Sparky: no- but there are people that somehow have a fetish of being eaten.. wait- Neo did you look at Deviantart with Kobe?

Kobe: yes, we did.

Sparky: kid, don’t go on the damn computer until someone clears the history.

Blaze: don’t show me, I’ve probably seen it before

Octa: you did?

Blaze: yes, Fakie blackmailed me

Octa: I see.

Hex: *silence*

Blaze: she does that on a daily basis though so....

Hex: wh-

Octa: not surprising.

Blaze: and other things like kidnapping Moon

Hex: yeah..

Blaze: why does anyone even question why she does that

Sparky: it’s pretty obvious she does.

Blaze: so those two f**kers told him what I’ve done to the two shitty brothers

Octa: who you may ask?

Blaze: what-

Octa: nvm.

Blaze: do you even remember who I am-

Octa: you’re Blaze.

Blaze: at least you remembered

Octa: and are you aware one of the brothers seem to have a.. “boyfriend”?

Blaze: he doesn’t deserve one

Octa: apparently it seems he does now.