This shit doesn’t even get you high
I do my research.

Bold of you to assume I'm trying to get high

High doesn't mean happy
Overdose means happy!

Shit doesn’t kill you.
Just gives you cancer and birth defects.

When did I say death = happy

Can't give cancer to someone who already has it! :D

You have proof of that?
And I don’t think being damned with unenjoyable sex = happy
Because it f**ks you up in a bunch of ways
have fun

D õ c t o r s, l o v e

you better visit the best go***mn doctor in the land
and what do you mean, “love” ?

I use "l o v e" in a sarcastic way

Love doesn't exist

And neither does you thinking women are anything but sex dolls

???
I say that as a joke.
Sometimes.
But hey some are

What was I? A sex doll?

You know, after our relationship turned sour, I started not believing in love again

So thank you actually, now I can't get hurt by love ever again!

But I thought you were saying it was all your fault yesterday?
And now, you just, feel different today?
You literally made me tell you that it’s your fault

Thats not wrong tho lol

That's my depressive personality for ya!

I'm feeling cheerful now!

m e

I sure love organic, vegan, novelty “weed” :D

*wheeze* it's my mom's
I just take some from her and eat it

Oh, and don’t forget, it’s tobacco free! :D

Shit's literally my mom's

You know I'm too lazy to read shit

Literally me at 3AM:
Oh, there's a package?! I'M GONNA OPEN IT AND SEE WHAT'S INSIDE! OOOOO BUBBLE WRAP!

BITCH MEEE

Enough to make me enter a comatose state

N o

*does it anyway*

MEE

Aight how much you want

100 kilos

*hands you 100 kilograms of weed*

*eats it for some reason*

Yeah I do that-

Here I'l take some, and I'll share with my older sisters of course
*hands you 100$*

*hands you some weed*

thanks *hands some to my sisters*I