Slayer

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Charcuterie
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
(Carlos} Ayo, why did you spill a perfectly good drink on u
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
???: "You're either idiotic or insane, although they are practically the same thing."
Charcuterie
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
(Carlos} Both, my good sir
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y
???: "...just leave. You're not worth my time."
Behapp
0 ups, 4y, 3 replies
Hell: This place is off limits, what are you doing here
Raindrop_Earrings
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
???: "You think I care for your rules? They apply not to me."
Behapp
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Hell: Pardon?
Raindrop_Earrings
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
???: "The rules of this plane do not apply to me in any way, shape or form. I am not bound by the regulations your worlds put into place."
Behapp
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Hell: But you are breaking law
Raindrop_Earrings
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
???: "I am above the law."
Behapp
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Hell: Impossible
Raindrop_Earrings
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
???: "Much more is possible than you may think. Such as killing gods."
Behapp
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Hell: I know that, I almost killed him once, but since he's god I let him live, after all he created me
Raindrop_Earrings
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
???: "There are far more gods than just Jehovah."
Behapp
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Hell: I never mentioned Jehovah
Raindrop_Earrings
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
???: "Those who speak of just one god almost always speak of Jehovah, or 'God' as the simple people call him."
Behapp
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Hell: There are too many gods to count so I just say god
Raindrop_Earrings
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
???: "Once my work is done there will be very few gods left to count."
Behapp
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Hell: And I'll be stopping you now
Raindrop_Earrings
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
???: "You think you can stop me? Please."
Behapp
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Hell: First off what's your name
Raindrop_Earrings
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
???: "I am the God-Killing Duelist, Slayer."
Behapp
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Hell: Hell-o God-Killing Duelist, Slayer, I'm Hell
Raindrop_Earrings
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
Slayer: "You don't need to use my full title when you address me."
Behapp
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Hell: I'll just call you slayer then
Raindrop_Earrings
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
*Slayer draws his swords.*



Slayer: "I will give you a choice. Surrender now and swear to hail the Armageddon King until your dying breath, or I will make your dying breath come far sooner than expected."
Behapp
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Hell: Option 3, kill you first
Raindrop_Earrings
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
Slayer: "Neither possible nor an option."
Behapp
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Hell: Watch
Raindrop_Earrings
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
Slayer: "Try me."
Behapp
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
*Hell moves 100x Faster than light and appears behind Slayer*
Raindrop_Earrings
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
*Slayer doesn't even move.*



Slayer: "Excellent parlor trick."
Behapp
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Hell: These aren't tricks
Raindrop_Earrings
1 up, 4y, 1 reply
Slayer: "Blah, blah, blah. Stop talking and fight already, why don't you?"
Behapp
0 ups, 4y
Hell: Sure why not * Teleports above him*
kap_kan
0 ups, 4y, 4 replies
*Gets bandages* I will get some medical help
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
???: "Medical help won't be able to fix what I did to her."



*The man laughs.*
kap_kan
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
*grabs his mosin nagant and loads bullets in* what did you mean by what I did to her?
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
???: "None of your business."
kap_kan
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
*aims at his head* last warning
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
???: "You think a gun is going to kill a man who just slew a goddess?"
kap_kan
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Maybe... but I know who can outsmart death even bringing someone back. ttto life so do not try me!
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
???: "Death did not claim her, and thus she cannot be revived."
kap_kan
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
You know heh *starts glitching and multiple voices start talking* even if death is inevitable but one thing remains why did you do it?
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
???: "She was guilty of the sin of immortality."
kap_kan
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Tachanka:even if death is inevitable  it is possible to surpass death...
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
???: "Death is only inevitable for those weak enough to succumb to it. Death is easily surpassed."
kap_kan
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Tachanka:that maybe true but I have surpassed death by the head I was killed with a bushmaster
Raindrop_Earrings
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???: "Is that supposed to impress me?"
kap_kan
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Tachanka: the only way I surpassed death was by an operator called doc he gave many people lives so he outsmarted death so many times thats why I wear a helmet that is bulletproof
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
???: "It is pathetic, using science to defy nature."
kap_kan
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Tachanka:everything has an explanation doc uses stims or his syringes every time someone is about to die
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
???: "Science can be explained. True power, mystic power... that cannot be explained by anyone save for the people it originated from."
kap_kan
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Tachanka: when he was about to die I used his stim to bring him back I killed thousands of men children in Afghanistan
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
???: "I don't know or care what 'Afghanistan' is, nor do I care how many mortals you've killed. I hunt gods."
kap_kan
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Tachanka:Afghanistan is one hell of a war children with guns or ak 47s men with rocket launchers I have to kill them before they kill me
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
???: "Such weapons are neither threatening nor capable of killing you if you actually know what you are doing. Of course, it was already obvious that you do not."
kap_kan
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Tachanka:my sargent thinks that I died but now I work with ussr in Afghanistan even have to put up a fight or kill kids in the end no one is smiling
Raindrop_Earrings
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???: "I don't care about your supposedly tragic backstory, human. I am beyond your mortal affairs."
kap_kan
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Tachanka: so whats your name then if you say I am beyond your mortal affairs
Raindrop_Earrings
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???: "My true name is meaningless know. Now I am known as Slayer, the god-killing duelist."
kap_kan
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Tachanka:even if your small so what should I call you?
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
???: "I  do not expect you to call me anything, for once I am done slaying gods on this world I will never return to it."
kap_kan
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Tachanka: you have nobody to return to even I do not have a family so what are you gonna do get a job at some restaurant or go to the army?
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
???: "I do not need a job. I do not need to serve any army. I work for a force beyond your comprehension."
kap_kan
0 ups, 4y
Tachanka: so army then? Get ready to eat mre because its not fresh
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y, 2 replies
Slayer: "...you are obviously either insane or plain stupid. I have no time for this."



*Slayer pulls out a sword and slices a hole in reality. He steps through.*
kap_kan
0 ups, 4y
Tachanka:get me some McDonald's with extra dip
kap_kan
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Tachanka:make sure to say hi for satan for me
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y, 2 replies
*You hear an echo.*



Slayer: "Satan's already dead, along with Jesus and Jehovah."
kap_kan
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Tachanka: at least can you get me some McDonald's and a large coke I have to go to Afghanistan its gonna be hot
kap_kan
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
*rips a whole in reality with a bullet from a tank* tachanka:get me a McDonald's and an large drink I am going to Afghanistan
Raindrop_Earrings
0 ups, 4y, 1 reply
Slayer: "There is no McDonald's in Chaos, therefore I cannot fulfill your request. I wouldn't fulfill your request even if there was. Just proving that I can't."



*The hole in reality heals itself.*
kap_kan
0 ups, 4y
*Rips a hole in reality permanently* tachanka: fine at least get me a drink from somewhere
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