Let's mix!

I saw this! And I love it!!!

Thanks.

Swapping things make them better.

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The opposite version

That's how you get smacked...

Ikr?

(Guy pulls out AK-47 with peni$ shaped barrell) The guy is not distracted, his girlfriend is a hoe and wanrs to break up anyways

GF: *shoots him 3 times in the crotch with her .380.
GF: "That's what you get for staring at other girls! Now try to cheat!"
BF *wounded buffalo noises*

Gf: goes on death row
Bf: is healed, says he never wanted that girl and she wanted him

Bf attempted to kill GF, but GF mutilated and dismembered his body.

Bf

GF: gets outta jail after 6 months by lying and telling the judge that BF beat her and called her names.
BF: goes on to live a happy, crotch-free life since he no longer has to worry about girls, guys, dating, etcetera.

Gf: gets caught becuz a secret lie detector was recording her, and guy gets everything, including his crotch

Lie detectors don't hold up in court so GF still does no time!
BF is a smooth crotched Ken doll! He's happy, but has no hotdog!

Haha gf has no dick now bf has it

Bf:nukes the entire f**king world

GF can go out to the singles bar and get all the meat she can handle. BF has nothing down there, cause they couldn't reattach it!

Wow!

Ikr?

😱

V

OMG

Jokes on you, I already followed that stream years ago.

Do you remember

Yes
Most people know that.
Why you advertise that tho?

Nostalgia reasons