Then I'm gonna get executed for putting the milk first

YOU PUT THE MILK FIRST? what the living hell is wrong with you-

I like to drink the cereal in 30 seconds. Also, I can put the right amount of cereal without hating myself.

x-x but-but it gets soggy faster-

I like the cereal soggy.

i-

and you cant get the milk over the cereal either without patting it down

I only put enough to cover the surface, more or less.

welp

What the hell is wrong with people-

wdym
The kid getting arrested or the fact that I put milk first?

The kid getting arrested

yeah
I know it's wack.