MAKE DOZENS OF FAKE GUNS AND SELL THEM IN THE 'GUN BUY BACK' PROGRAMMES AND BANKRUPT IT. TAKE OUT MASSIVE STUDENT LOANS IF A 'STUDENT LOAN FORGIVENESS POLICY' EVER HAPPENS AND DUMP IT ALL INTO GOLD. HIDE YOUR PASSPORT AND SAVINGS, CROSS THE BORDER AS AN ILLEGAL UNDER A FAKE NAME. TAKE ALL THE FINANCIAL BENEFITS AND WORK FOR CASH.