I’m doing what I do when a nude scene with my parents. Pretend to cover my eyes.

A nude scene comes on*

*doesnt closes eyes, instead grabs a blanket

Lmaoooo

All of a sudden, everybody in the house here’s a loud, clapping sound, bu5 he wasn’t clapping with his hands-

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

Next, he gets scolded by his mother, for there was white, warm sticky shit all over the walls, his mother had then forced him to lick it off the wall, it may of been disgusting, but somehow, it kinda turns you on, so you realize you now have another kink.

Oh g-d-

Then , you become gay, because you like to eat your own semen, then your mother kicks you out of the house, so you then become a male w**re, selling yourself on the street for money just so you could love

My lord-

The lesson is, don’t masturbate

Wha

It was cloud, not me

OH NO!

I know, when cloud gets back, he’s gonna be mmmmmmaaaadddddddd at meeeeeee

OH DEAR....

Yep

good luck with that...

Yep

delete it before they find out

Nope, thats the point. I wanna be mod, instead I’ll get yelled at

oh ok

I’m most likely gonna get yellaped at

yup i bet

Oooooh
I like lewd

Thank cloud then

Yes