nice troll physics meme. I saw one where if you cover light, you can make light go faster and that made me laugh until I realized that photons do not obey the laws of fluid dynamics
STEP.ONE. ACQUIRE A VEHICLE WITH WHEELS "BROTIP" USE MAGNETS FOR FASTER ACQUIRING; HOW TO GO AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT; STEP.TOO. ATTACH A FLASH LIGHT TO THE BACK OF THE VEHICLE "BROTIP" USE MAGNETS FOR FASTER ATTACHING; STEP.THREE. TRAVEL AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT HINT "TURN ON THE FLASH LIGHT TO TRAVEL AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT"; I AM USING A SKATEBORD FOR EXAMPLE; IT SHOULD LOOK LIKE THIS