i ate your kid :) [mild blood warning]

Red, who doesn’t have a kid: H a h .

red who?

this might sound stupid, but for all i know there can be 50 trillion reds

I HAVE NO KID

THEN I ATE YOUR BIG TOE >:D

(Carlos} *regenerates and slices with chainsaw*

bro WHERE YOU BE GETTING NO REGEN POWERS YOU AINT NO ANIMUS

ALL THE ANIMUSES DIED BECAUSE OF JEROBA. COME FISH YOUR BIG TOE OUT OF MY THROAT IF YOU WANT IT BACK.

HAHA YOU FOOL! I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS! *Switches through 123872462441 different random dragon oc's)

(Carlos} *literally shoves hand down to intestines and gets toe out*

smacks you with a face full of frostbreath*

(Carlos} *smacks with a fricking brick of flesh and bones*

where did you get that-

(Carlos} I puked it up

well, that is just INCREDIBLY SANITARY, isn't it!

eat more ice! *coughs up more ice on your face*

(Carlos} *inhales the ice* A MAN HAS FALLEN INTO THE RIVER IN LEGO CITY

a man has fallen for a man in lego city

(there is something wrong with me XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD)

This is so cursed its stupid XD

bro that is solid ice how you gonna inhale that brother. I'm like 120% ice and 0.3333% dragon.