If you have the guts

you so fat that you lose weight doing nothing.

I'd rather treat others how o would like to be treated

okay cheesecake. You're impossible to underestimate. and by the way, I'm not insulting you, I'm describing you

cheesecake is good. speaking of cheesecake, i had some last night.

I like it better when my adversary plays the first move. Now, let's see those 3rd grade level burns.

Mr.sorrythisusernamestakenlol, its 3rd degree burns. I know its spelled like something you'll never have. And, I'm sorry that your brain has been hidden where you'll never find it, In the grasp of mental peace and stability. But, I hope you're mistake will be as forgotten as you once you die.

No, I meant 3rd grade level burns, coming from your 3rd grade level IQ along with your 1st grade level ability to perceive and fully understand roasts acknowledgedly better than anything your sorry excuse for a cluster of brain cells could come up with on their own.

Well you see, I've yet to see a comeback in this roast war. Your trauma from being made fun of 1-3 years ago are not really cutting the mustard as a rebuttal, but I'm pleased to see this reassurance that elementary school students are as stupid as I thought they were.

They're probably even more stupid considering the fact that they roast themselves with words they looked up in "The Cat in the Hat Beginner Book Dictionary".

So you've shown me you have no awareness, not picking up I called you a child, and justifying my insult.

Funny how you claim that I've shown you no awareness and that I didn't pick up the point of your verbose yet feeble roast when that's exactly the way I feel about you.

Yep, I'm calling you Woosh.

I would, but it would take too much time to dumb myself down to your level of iq.

Wrong. Remember, just because a negative value has more numbers, doesn't mean its bigger.

That still doesn’t change the fact you’re gonna be the reason for an assembly at school.

Ah I see the negative iq was right. You reused something from an argument that you read knowing that you'd never win a real one on your own.

That roast in itself was mine, maybe it was true that I reused it but it’d still effective, do some research dumbass

Calling me a dumb*** even though you only had the creativity to come up with a half-effective line. That's ironic.

Like I said before, I wasn’t gonna give a lot of effort

Fair

Therefore you are the dumbass for letting the most obvious point fly over your head

BUT, you said, " I would, but it would take too much time to dumb myself down to your level of iq." Which I disproved in my first comment, meaning you were preparing for the wrong thing making you the dumb***.

Because I didn’t give enough effort to see the possibility of your comeback

Ok btw Im just trying out some insults. I'm not trying to offend y'all. I'm sorry if I caused you guys upset.

I respectfully take my loss

tf is going on here?

Hi. Begone.

i would but i cant burn trash

Well doing that is stupid Rman so you're still the dumbass.

Bro, you look like a dumpster fire.

Ah I see you're remixing an old classic. That's usually as frowned apon as your ridiculous attempt to insult me.

I could wipe my ass, clone myself using the shit, and the clone would still be less of a shit stain than you.

I see a few problems with that response. 1, you'd have to not still be in diapers. 2, The clone would be made with the dna from the crap meaning he's not crap or a crap stain.

So you see, your stupidity was almost as laughable as that insult.